Whos Ba5tard child is this?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BiscuitsAB, Feb 18, 2010.

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  1. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    And what did you shag to breed it?

  2. Looks like a future member of the RMP if you ask me :D
  3. Obvious really!


    To add.That must have stung when it came out.
  4. Looks like a miniature Blair.
  5. Got to be a photoshop (obviously) ...
  6. Not me I allus cum in their mouths.
  7. If you think that growth is a cliterous, you need to get out more and lose your cherry, mate :D
  8. And sometimes on their tits - had a bird a coupla years ago that had 3 tits - no joke - the third was a bit smaller than the other two and below her right tit. Smashin, good for hours of play.
  9. I'm not so sure.Maybe the OP has some more from his family album to confirm it.
  10. Obviously not. Its a medical condition called Hydrocephalus.
  11. Better known as 'water on the brain'.
  12. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    dunno mate I'll just go an ask your mum.
  13. I have that- not three tits but three nips, alla Goldfinger.

    Asian women love it- means i'm a sex god or something (that belief normally lasts until about 15secs after the seal is broken!)
  14. Did she move the lambs to one side? :lol: :lol:
  15. Do you write your own material?