who's a good boy then?

[Charlie4]

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/youre-a-poo-poo-head-no-youre-a-poo-poo-head-sticky-for-handbag-swinging.285989/

 

[RBMK]

Bottle of Glen Moray Speyside tonight
A very peaty single malt.

 

[Chef]

Coming only 24 hours later - coincidence or something more sinister?

Germans must walk their dogs twice a day, new law will say

Minister to introduce law next year to ensure nation’s 9.4 million dogs get enough exercise

www.theguardian.com

This quote made me chuckle:

Bärbel Kleid, the owner of a five-year-old Yorkshire terrier called Sam, who lives in Berlin, said: “I find it patronising to be told how long I should take my dog out for. And who is going to check up on me? Will the neighbour call the police if they suspect me of not taking Sam for long enough walks? He wouldn’t manage two hours a day anyway.”

Must have a few of the East Germans thinking wistfully of the old days. One or two OAPs remembering the 30s and 40s too.

 

[Rodney2q]

...and in other news Pyongyang has announced the development of a machine for making artificial intestines and bowels. This is an extra large size version for Kim Jong Un...

 

[AdminVortex]

Actually, the precipitating factor for removal to the ARRSEhole, would be the first appearance of the words "mush" or "gobment".

Watch what you're saying fella, it sounds like you just want to prove you're "superior".

MkG

 

[DaManBugs]

Watch what you're saying fella, it sounds like you just want to prove you're "superior".

MkG

Ha, ha ! Loved it, AddMyForeskin. In spite of the fact that you consider yourself omniscient, you've obviously no idea what you've just revealed about yourself. Thanks for that, I'll be using it in the future.

MsG

 

[Northern_Biff]

This quote made me chuckle:

Bärbel Kleid, the owner of a five-year-old Yorkshire terrier called Sam, who lives in Berlin, said: “I find it patronising to be told how long I should take my dog out for. And who is going to check up on me? Will the neighbour call the police if they suspect me of not taking Sam for long enough walks? He wouldn’t manage two hours a day anyway.”

Must have a few of the East Germans thinking wistfully of the old days. One or two OAPs remembering the 30s and 40s too.

That article would be more at home in the Onion.
What they aren't saying is that this is purely down to PR wheeling and dealing to get normal stuff done.

 

[happyuk]

Could this be an indication of serious food shortages to come given what is currently going down in China with floods, locusts, sanctions etc. (China have recently banned the book 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' by Edmund Burke(?)). China has ordered it's restaurants to stop serving excessive amounts of food in a kind of 'clean your plate' policy. These worrying food shortages would surely impact North Korea?

 

[AdminVortex]

Ha, ha ! Loved it, AddMyForeskin. In spite of the fact that you consider yourself omniscient, you've obviously no idea what you've just revealed about yourself. Thanks for that, I'll be using it in the future.

MsG

Bugger all, I reckon.

 

[Murphy_Slaw]

Could this be an indication of serious food shortages to come given what is currently going down in China with floods, locusts, sanctions etc. (China have recently banned the book 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' by Edmund Burke(?)). China has ordered it's restaurants to stop serving excessive amounts of food in a kind of 'clean your plate' policy. These worrying food shortages would surely impact North Korea?

If China is short of food, it will impact on all of us eventually!

 

[Northern_Biff]

If China is short of food, it will impact on all of us eventually!

I suppose so. Insofar as the fvckers will buy up whatever is available world wide, pushing up the prices across the globe.
Just as well they don't like cheese.

 

[Electromagnetic]

Chow for now?

 

[Northern_Biff]

Chow for now?

sore finger?

 

[Electromagnetic]

sore finger?

Barking up the wrong tree. There were no dogs in hot dogs but there might be nooowwww...

 

[olafthered]

Barking up the wrong tree. There were no dogs in hot dogs but there might be nooowwww...

Well there has certainly been one Pavlovian reaction in this thread...

 

[Northern_Biff]

Barking up the wrong tree. There were no dogs in hot dogs but there might be nooowwww...

nooo siwwy, sor an finger on yaw chip?

 

[Electromagnetic]

 

[Drlligaf]

Coming only 24 hours later - coincidence or something more sinister?

Germans must walk their dogs twice a day, new law will say

Minister to introduce law next year to ensure nation’s 9.4 million dogs get enough exercise

www.theguardian.com

Julia Klöckner is not only blond, she's barking.

My taxi, cheers.

 

[Northern_Biff]

nooo siwwy, sor an finger on yaw chip?

Translation:
"No silly, Salt and vinegar on your chips sir?"

 

[Electromagnetic]

Translation:
"No silly, Salt and vinegar on your chips sir?"

Yes, I got it. I just wasn't hungry.