Jasmines in Herford in the 80s. On my first night out in town I ended up there much the worse for drink with a few others guys from my new squadron. A whip round was duly collected to " give the nig a good intro to Germany" . The last I remember of it was laying on the bed with my jeans round me dessies getting a nosh off some munter. Apparently I fell asleep & she could,nt wake me , but the time she had come back from the bar with a few blokes to shift me , her bed was well & truely lagged. Infact that night was the night I managed to lag 3 diffrent mattresses . The whores , my own & the guardrooms. Oh to be 17 again.