Whoppers you've been told in chatrooms

In your own time....... Go On :)
 
ok here is the biggest whopper ive been told in a chat room......... he was a policeman who had his son die on new years eve, his ex wife then killed herself 3 days later.........  his mum died at the end of january. he then found out he had a brain tumor, had it removed with surgery and was on the internet in the hospital the next day! ok  can anyone beat that? ;)
 

IceBytch

Old-Salt
 :p yeh i can beat that.......... a copper who has a phone phobia  ??? lol
 

IceBytch

Old-Salt
well im starting to think im the only one who uses chatrooms  :-/
 

IceBytch

Old-Salt
right ok i feel like a right freak now  :-/ you all keep reading what i wrote but you aint posted anything yaselves..... come on make me feel better and not the odd one out.... plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 

Miss_Naughty

Swinger
Hi there IceBytch

I guess it all depends on which chat rooms you use lol
 

IceBytch

Old-Salt
whey hey i have a reply  ;D
well i used a forces room on msn............  :-/
lol
 

Miss_Naughty

Swinger
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:  :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Ouch, not quite sure how to reply to this except to say that I am shocked lol.  Surely not all of the people who use chatrooms are lying scoundrels?  At least there is something to be said for the fact that your bad experience was not with a soldier.

Hey, good luck next time  :D
 

IceBytch

Old-Salt
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well now you mention it i have had a kinda strange experience with  a soldier. i met him from in a room and found out he was in the same regt as my dad was. heknew my dad well and his family lives next door to my cousin... i started seeing him for a few months and we split up which was a joint decision and we stayed mates.......... i found out last month that he had a g/f that he was engaged too..... :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 

Miss_Naughty

Swinger
Jeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Have you thought about changing the chat room you use, you may have better luck elsewhere  ???

But now that you come to mention it, I met a guy once who was in the air force that i had chatted to for some time.  He seemed to be real nice and spoke quite well and although I had never met anyone that I had conversed with on the net before (this was on yahoo and a load of crap really that I havent done it ever again), I agreed to meet him.  He flew over to the UK from Ireland where he was based and we got on really well.  But the second time he came over  :eek: well all I am going to say about it was that he told me he wanted me to give him a five fingered shuffle wearing a pair of pvc gloves  ???  How strange was he?

Needless to say he was on his travels pretty quickly and I have never spoken to him since!!!!
 

IceBytch

Old-Salt
omggggggggggggggggg  :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

god i feel better already! im not the only one who has met strange people! i think i would of gone  :-[ if someone had asked me to do that lol i do know someone who had a very very graphic email off a booty and she was  retching while reading it......... i wonder what was in it?????? pmsl
 

Miss_Naughty

Swinger
Not sure if I should be asking this or not but what the hell here goes ....................... what was in it to make her retch? The mind boggles  ???
 

IceBytch

Old-Salt
well here ya go ........... and  remember YOU DID ASK  lol

well first off i think he watched far too many porn films  :eek:

also i think he was an animal in a past life  :eek:

he is well into being a dominant man with name calling and " you will do as your told" crap

im just glad that email wasnt for me or i would think he was trying to corrupt me sweet inocent mind  :p
 

Miss_Naughty

Swinger
The mind is still boggling IceBytch but I wonder what it would have been like if she had been the dom mistress? lol

(Sighssssssssssssss)
 

IceBytch

Old-Salt
lol  miss naughty  :p
im sure it would of been 10 tims better and that poor bloke would of wished he was at home with his wife wearing his slippers ,smoking jacket and pipe in his mouth  pmsllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

;)
 

Miss_Naughty

Swinger
lol Well he sounds like a right saddo deviant to me and you mention his wife  :eek: he was married and sending another woman emails like this? OMG  ???
 

IceBytch

Old-Salt
lol yeh he was married

but she obviously wasnt looking after her man well enough to keep him at home!   ;)
 

Miss_Naughty

Swinger
pmsl but was he just doing it all for the thrill then, or did he ever come up with the goods with the other woman?
 

IceBytch

Old-Salt
well after retching at the email she  sent him a nice email saying thanks but no thanks!  i mean yeh there is being open minded but there is also being strange lol

anf funny enough it was in the same chatroom that i use to go into  :-/ pmsl
 

Miss_Naughty

Swinger
I am crying here with laughter !!!!!!!!!!  There sure are some strange people out there, doesnt anyone else have some funny stories to tell, I could get ideas for writing a book lol
 
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