Is it the cologne I wear? Do I have 'stalk me, I love cretins' on my signature block? Is this some sort of mong joke that only mongs get and I donât? Is there a mong website running in parallel to this one where the chief mong issues orders to his little band of mongs to go out and annoy the living fuck out of The Lord Flasheart? What is it? My latest 'collectable' appears to be the recently joined member, Cammo. Apparently, itâs some sort of Danish journo but I have my doubts. I think it has attached itself to me because I called him a cock on one of the threads. He obviously sees this as a green light to fill my pm box with what he believes to be love letters. For example; His opening gambit; My reply; His witty response; My parry; Randomness; Some of you chaps may be confused as to why I'm sharing this with you but I just felt I should document this potential blossoming relationship right from day one. My advice to Cammo would be to really do a bit of research before you choose me as your special little friend.