Whopee-do. Ive got another stalker....

#1
Is it the cologne I wear?

Do I have 'stalk me, I love cretins' on my signature block?

Is this some sort of mong joke that only mongs get and I don’t?

Is there a mong website running in parallel to this one where the chief mong issues orders to his little band of mongs to go out and annoy the living fuck out of The Lord Flasheart?

What is it?

My latest 'collectable' appears to be the recently joined member, Cammo. Apparently, it’s some sort of Danish journo but I have my doubts.

I think it has attached itself to me because I called him a cock on one of the threads. He obviously sees this as a green light to fill my pm box with what he believes to be love letters.

For example;

His opening gambit;

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:58 pm
From: Cammo
To: The-Lord-Flasheart

But you'd have to have one yourself to notice

My reply;

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:00 pm
From: The-Lord-Flasheart
To: Cammo

Dont ever pm me again you tubestick.

His witty response;

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:05 pm
From: Cammo
To: The-Lord-Flasheart

Don't ever call me a c***
My parry;

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:10 pm
From: The-Lord-Flasheart
To: Cammo
Fuck off cock.
Randomness;

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:12 pm
From: Cammo
To: The-Lord-Flasheart
nope
Didn't do nothing to you

Some of you chaps may be confused as to why I'm sharing this with you but I just felt I should document this potential blossoming relationship right from day one.

My advice to Cammo would be to really do a bit of research before you choose me as your special little friend. ;)
 
#4
Cammo:

Flash already has lot's of special friends... He really dosn't have time for a cunt like you... :D
 
#5
Sorry no sympathy, you should realise that day centres have internet access and that the 'tards get to surf the web.
 
#6
I feel left out, no fecker ever PM's me, I would be quite happy to have a mong spaz as my bezzer tinternet friend. As long as he swallows and dosent expect a reach around.
 
#8
REgards said:
you did see the words on his avatar didn't you flashy?

Remember, it could be YOU! :)
Great. I love a challenge and I seem to have a bit of spare mong time seeings how chubbs been evicted yet again and that mad witch from a certain sea side town has been hoovered off the planet.

What I would like is input from you lot as to how I should play this situation.

After all, I'm not going to be around forever and it would be nice to hand the 'mong magnet' down to a padawan at some stage.
 
#9
I can see the blossoming of a potential love-match :)

In the past has there been a pair of ARRSErs that have married? This could be ground breaking!
 
#11
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
smudge67 said:
I can see the blossoming of a potential love-match :)

In the past has there been a pair of ARRSErs that have married? This could be ground breaking!
You mean the first online live murder?
Well that's not what I meant....but hey.....sounds perfectly reasonable. Will it be live webstreamed to the world? Could be pay per slash :)
 
#16
Cammo said:
The walt lord called me a c*** in a gay thread.
I'd watch out if I was a man in this thread
He's called the majority of people on here a c0ck.....and worse. I've had all sorts of grief off him. It's part and parcel of being an ARRSEr.

Should I leave you 2 alone? Perhaps light a candle on my way out? ;)

Edited to add - homo :)
 
#17
The walt lord called me a c*** in a gay thread.
I'd watch out if I was a man in this thread
So now you're going to be a cunt in this thread too... Way to go...
 
#19
Cammo said:
The walt lord called me a c*** in a gay thread.
I'd watch out if I was a man in this thread
NÃ¥ Cammo,
Hvad er problemet? Er du lidt sur på Flashy?
 
#20
If you can't stand the heat etc. I thought that "c0ck", "Sex pest", "throbber" etc are terms of endearment on ARRSE?

He should be grateful that you even take notice - the anonymous donation to a sperm bank
 

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