Whole lotta shakin' going on

Alf and Mabel have been married for 60 years and they live in a residential home for the elderly. One day Alf announces, "Mabel, I know we have been together for many, many years and we've been through a lot together but I'm afraid I have some bad news, I'm leaving you."

"Why?" gasps poor old Mabel.

"I'm going out with Vera next door," he replies.

"Vera! What does she do for you that I don't?"

"She gives me oral sex," says Alf.

"But ... but Alfred, so do I," exclaims Mabel.

"Yes," says Alf, "but you don't have Parkinson's Disease."

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