Whole lotta shakin' going on

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  1. Alf and Mabel have been married for 60 years and they live in a residential home for the elderly. One day Alf announces, "Mabel, I know we have been together for many, many years and we've been through a lot together but I'm afraid I have some bad news, I'm leaving you."

    "Why?" gasps poor old Mabel.

    "I'm going out with Vera next door," he replies.

    "Vera! What does she do for you that I don't?"

    "She gives me oral sex," says Alf.

    "But ... but Alfred, so do I," exclaims Mabel.

    "Yes," says Alf, "but you don't have Parkinson's Disease."