Whodunnit?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by walt_of_the_walts, Sep 18, 2009.

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  1. That shortarse ugly one who looks like a gnome

    12.8%
  2. That spiky haired one

    10.3%
  3. That angry sweary one

    48.7%
  4. That tall smiley black fella (lovely cous-cous.Mmmm)

    15.4%
  5. That bon vivant who pegged it this week

    12.8%

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  1. Apologies if this has been done elsewhere, but who do we think did this...

    No names, no pack drill etc;
     
  2. Aha! You won't trip me up like that...
     
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Am I missing something here?
     
  4. Whats going on here then?
     
  5. Heres a clue.

    What is it not if you shout 'surprise' first?

    I guess it depends how close you are to media circles and the big smoke if you get what I'm talking about here?
     
  6. Who on earth wants to be close to "media circles"- are they like the big circles you see in wheat fields?
     
  7. Are you talking about bumping off Keith Floyd by any chance? Other than that, I'm at a loss as to what you could possibly be "waffling" about.
     
  8. He's talking about the media wh0re Jordan who claims she was raped we according to the papers here it's a Scotsman my bets on John Leslie after all he's got form for this (allegedly)
     
  9. How the fcuk can you rape a complete freebie whore :x
     
  10. Just what I was thinking

    That's what I thought this morning, but WoW seems to be inferring that the 'alleged' perpetrator is a 'celebrity' chef.

    Putting 2 + 2 together, could people be forgiven for thinking that it is, perhaps, a 'celebrity' chef with a scottish accent?
     
  11. Is it slanderous to say that she's (I believe) had more cock ends than weekends?
     
  12. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    She's waffling on about getting spit-roasted on the end of an unwanted sausage or two, with the ensuing semolina filling up her toad-in-the-holes. She's got some sauce that girl!
     
  13. Nick Nairn?
     
  14. Fanny Craddock?
     
  15. Back out on the photo-shoot afterwards?