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Whodunnit?

So which celebrity chef was it?

  • That shortarse ugly one who looks like a gnome

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  • That spiky haired one

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  • That angry sweary one

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  • That tall smiley black fella (lovely cous-cous.Mmmm)

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  • That bon vivant who pegged it this week

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#7
Are you talking about bumping off Keith Floyd by any chance? Other than that, I'm at a loss as to what you could possibly be "waffling" about.
 
#8
He's talking about the media wh0re Jordan who claims she was raped we according to the papers here it's a Scotsman my bets on John Leslie after all he's got form for this (allegedly)
 
#10
brettarider said:
He's talking about the media wh0re Jordan who claims she was raped
Just what I was thinking

brettarider said:
According to the papers here it's a Scotsman my bets on John Leslie after all he's got form for this (allegedly)
That's what I thought this morning, but WoW seems to be inferring that the 'alleged' perpetrator is a 'celebrity' chef.

Putting 2 + 2 together, could people be forgiven for thinking that it is, perhaps, a 'celebrity' chef with a scottish accent?
 

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#12
She's waffling on about getting spit-roasted on the end of an unwanted sausage or two, with the ensuing semolina filling up her toad-in-the-holes. She's got some sauce that girl!