Who'd you rather go on the lash with; HRH Prince Phillip or Bill Clinton?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bravo_Bravo, Aug 23, 2013.

  1. HRH Prince Philip; he's married to Brenda

  2. Bill " I did not have sexual relations" Clinton

  3. Neither; alcohol is the product of Satan and it makes me sleepy


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  1. Having a hole in my head, I've long wondered.

    HRH is of course a Legend and really doesn't give a Donald Duck about PC issues. Tells it like it is.

    Bill, on the other hand, likes burgers and blowjobs from plump chicks. And we all like bouncy castles.

    Who'd you rather go on the lash with, and why?
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  2. Phil the greek, the world will be a much duller place when he is gone.
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  3. Clinton, because he would know the whereabouts of every black Arkansas crack whore on the block- and would gleefully make them all airtight with me on a drink and viagra-fuelled bender.

    Plus Phil still owes me a tenner from last time, the cunt.
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  4. Phil. His style of cuntishness,casual cruelty and racism is truly something to behold. Plus I reckon he'd tell a cracking yarn.

    Clinton might be a bit of a pants man but I reckon he'd be a fucking woose.

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  5. Got to be the Greek.
  6. Clinton is a Politician and therefore a cuntflap so its drinking with Phil the Greek without hesitation
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  7. Mmmm Bill! I'd hate to have Prince Philip have a heart attack on me when entering a strippers....
  8. PTG (God bless him) is 93 ffs. Two gn'ts and he'll be snoozing and dribbling onto his shoulder. Fine man but the years catch up. I'd like to get Bill lathered and spliffed up and hear a detailed qualitative analysis of Monica and Hillary as fellatrixes

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  9. Does chilling with Bill mean we get access to Chelsea's special moist place?
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  10. He'd prob have a go himself.....
  11. _Chimurenga_

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    Sir Benjamin Slade, if Phil isn't available.
  12. Phillip wins hands down for three reasons:

    1. Where ever you go on the beer with him would be over the moon having a HRH in the place free beer.

    2. Sluts once word gets around that you are mates with HRH the sluts of this world would be after you right quick smart.

    3. Money the press would be after bits news and would no dought pay you a few bob.

    And if no of them work one could say that he is a top man and would make any night out good.
  13. If i wanted just a good piss up without any risk of a punch up then it has to be Clinton.

    Reason being Phil the Greek is non pc and upsets the genteel folk when he is sober, think what mayhem would ensue after the falling down water has loosened his tongue.

    However Phil would have been the drinking buddy of choice, in my formative years, Union Street Plymouth agh the memories.
  14. The reason the majority of you cunts would want to go on the piss with a 93 year old nutcase is because you would have an excuse for the air of stale-piss which surrounds you on any jaunt outside your bedsits.

    Swapping stories about grouse shooting with a racist is all well and good, but Clinton crammed a cigar up an interns chuff for fucks sake. Man-up you dreary old bellends.
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  15. Where's Bryan? I want him to tell me which to choose.
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