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Who'd Play you?

Imagine a big shot director has bought your life story to make into a hollyweird blockbuster, but you made sure you could pick the actor playing you. Who would you choose?

For me it's simple...
 

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Zarathustra

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Would she struggle to piss in the sink in Charing Cross Maccy D's?
 
As it's a fantasy proposal I fantastically claim him to be (a) an actor and (b) alive.

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he'd have to hit the pies and take the socks out of his jockstrp but yeah good starting point
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
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We might have been twins :)
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Nick Frost for me (Simon Peggs mate) no pic I'm not that clever.
 

Jebote

War Hero
yes I bleeding do!

first time I ever heard the wife use the words "bollocks do you"

frankly I am shocked
 

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maguire

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...after a couple of weeks holiday in a pie shop.



GM, fancy a date?? ;)
 

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Sean Connery:

I'm told he looks like me.
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
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Lets not have a fuss, eh?

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