Who'd Play you?

Imagine a big shot director has bought your life story to make into a hollyweird blockbuster, but you made sure you could pick the actor playing you. Who would you choose?

For me it's simple...

 

............................

 

Would she struggle to piss in the sink in Charing Cross Maccy D's?

 

It was The Strand But more than likely

 

Strand, Charing Cross it's all Southern to me.



I'd be played by

 

Either Les



Or John:



It'd have to be some daft gurning wassock anyway.

 

As it's a fantasy proposal I fantastically claim him to be (a) an actor and (b) alive.

 

he'd have to hit the pies and take the socks out of his jockstrp but yeah good starting point

 

Im rather embarrassed to say it would have to be

YouTube - Oliver Reed drunk on Aspel

 

We might have been twins

 

Nick Frost for me (Simon Peggs mate) no pic I'm not that clever.

 

yes I bleeding do!

first time I ever heard the wife use the words "bollocks do you"

frankly I am shocked

 

...after a couple of weeks holiday in a pie shop.



GM, fancy a date??