Who'd Play you?

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  1. Imagine a big shot director has bought your life story to make into a hollyweird blockbuster, but you made sure you could pick the actor playing you. Who would you choose?

    For me it's simple...

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  3. Would she struggle to piss in the sink in Charing Cross Maccy D's?
  4. It was The Strand ;) But more than likely
  5. Strand, Charing Cross it's all Southern to me.

    I'd be played by

  6. Either Les


    Or John:


    It'd have to be some daft gurning wassock anyway.
  7. As it's a fantasy proposal I fantastically claim him to be (a) an actor and (b) alive.

  8. [​IMG]

    he'd have to hit the pies and take the socks out of his jockstrp but yeah good starting point
  9. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

  10. We might have been twins :)
  11. Nick Frost for me (Simon Peggs mate) no pic I'm not that clever.
  12. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Barking at the moon and mad as a box of frogs gotta be Charlie sheen!

  13. yes I bleeding do!

    first time I ever heard the wife use the words "bollocks do you"

    frankly I am shocked

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  14. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    ...after a couple of weeks holiday in a pie shop.

    GM, fancy a date?? ;)

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