Who'd Play you?

[netleyned]

Imagine a big shot director has bought your life story to make into a hollyweird blockbuster, but you made sure you could pick the actor playing you. Who would you choose?

For me it's simple...

 

[PrinceAlbert]

............................

 

[Zarathustra]

Would she struggle to piss in the sink in Charing Cross Maccy D's?

 

[PrinceAlbert]

Would she struggle to piss in the sink in Charing Cross Maccy D's?

It was The Strand But more than likely

 

[Zarathustra]

It was The Strand But more than likely

Strand, Charing Cross it's all Southern to me.



I'd be played by

 

[BarkingSpider]

Either Les

Or John:

It'd have to be some daft gurning wassock anyway.

 

[BrandySoured]

As it's a fantasy proposal I fantastically claim him to be (a) an actor and (b) alive.

 

[mrrandom]

he'd have to hit the pies and take the socks out of his jockstrp but yeah good starting point

 

[the_boy_syrup]

 

[Bollock-chops]

Im rather embarrassed to say it would have to be

YouTube - Oliver Reed drunk on Aspel

 

[Grey_Mafia65]

We might have been twins

 

[HEART_STOPPER]

Nick Frost for me (Simon Peggs mate) no pic I'm not that clever.

 

[BiscuitsAB]

Barking at the moon and mad as a box of frogs gotta be Charlie sheen!

 

[Jebote]

yes I bleeding do!

first time I ever heard the wife use the words "bollocks do you"

frankly I am shocked

 

[maguire]

...after a couple of weeks holiday in a pie shop.



GM, fancy a date??

 

[Rocketeer]

Sean Connery:

I'm told he looks like me.

 

[Command_doh]

No he doesn't look like me, but he was nails in Aliens (unfairly killed in Alien 3) and Terminator.

 

[EdMilliband4Change]

 

[Victorian_Major]

I'm not giving the role over to some twat with an equity card. It'd be CGI or me. By the way, I'd do all my own stunts too...

 

[TheIronDuke]

Lets not have a fuss, eh?