Who'd Play you...the supporting cast

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  1. After the response to 'Who'd play you' I have decied to expand and include 'supporting roles'.

    So the big shot Holly weird Producer type has decided that you did such an awesome job of finding the thespian who most resembles your abilities in the field (in my case piss poor) and has asked you to select the following:

    Leading Lady / Love interest
    Oppo
    Blithering muppet boss type
    Father figure, with loads of sage like advice (tache is optional but preferred)
    Evil Villian (In my case this was most holders of the Queens Warrant)

    My 5 Are:

    Cat Deeley

    Forrest Gump (Nam phase, to meake me look good)

    lieutenant Gruber

    Jean Reno (Ronin not Pink Panther)

    BSM Tudor (Windsor Davies in It ain't 'alf 'ot mum)
     
  2. Mel Gibson or Liam Neeson
     
  3. Leading Lady / Love interest - The Jade Dream has a look of Michelle Yeoh about her.

    Oppo - My best mate's unfortunate enough to look like Jarvis Cocker.

    Blithering muppet boss type - Think Reece Witherspoon's sagging, alcoholic, deeply-delusional mother-but-likes-to-be-called-sister.

    Father figure - It would have to be CGI of the late Ollie Reed playing Proximo in Gladiators.

    Evil Villian - the rest of humanity. Bastards, the lot of 'em.
     
  4. Love interest - Bella Emberg
    Oppo - Shaun Ryder
    Muppet Boss - Melvyn hayes
    Father figure - Arthur Lowe
    Evil Villain - Jethro from the Clampets
     
  5. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Jesus, you are one sick puppy, innit? So, in order to keep you calm....


    Leading Lady / Love interest... Natasha Kinksky. Accept no substitute.

    Oppo.... Dekka The Monkey. Obviously.

    Blithering muppet boss type... er, I have never had a Boss, but I am aware of the concept.

    Father figure, with loads of sage like advice (tache is optional but preferred)... Me Dad.

    Evil Villian (In my case this was most holders of the Queens Warrant)... Me Dad. Ex-RM and a right cunt. I blame
    many of my problems in later life on him. Me fucking Dad.
     
  6. Love interest - Michael Hutchence (but alive!)
    Oppo - P!nk
    Muppet Boss - Manuel from Fawlty Towers
    Father figure - Windsor Davies
    Evil Villain - Chris Moyles
     
  7. Doesn't make me a bad person...does it?