Who would you want in your side in a fight?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The_Snail, May 9, 2012.

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  1. I'm taking Lucs, Ratshit, Fatlass, Boots and Beebs.

    Padders as token boxhead. Big J as token hermer.
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  2. Cold remedy getting to you?
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  3. Don't make me hurt you.
  4. Chuck Norris.
  5. Dingerr and K13EOD for starters, and a couple of others who's names escape me atm.
  6. Jeff Woad!.... (you'd have to be a devotee of Withnail & I to know what the fuck I was talking about)
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  7. Van Damme since he is capable of snapping bamboo trunks in half with his titanium shins....
  8. K13 is a fucking hermer. I'd rather have Jarrod on my side.

    What's he going to do? Hit you with his false leg?

    Man up.

    Shall I just go to bed with more Lemsips and let you lot crack on?

    I'm taking GM as well.

    Snooze, ya lose.
  9. Sluggy of course.
  10. Since when was Van Damme on ARRSE?

    I'm stealing Van Helsing and Alec Lomas and PRT as well.
  11. Forrest Gump because he went mental when that bloke fucked with his bird. Oh and Bigbird67 because she'd eat the fuckers up or flatten them or both
  12. I'd take Bugsy. That way if the enemy failed to cross the FLET, we could go to a bar, get hammered, pass rapidly through the talking shit and bezzering phases and punch fuck out of one of the most annoying twats on ARRSE.

    As the EO rep, you might note that I didn't say which one was the most irksome.
  13. You are now on Team Dale.
  14. ...and to avoid accusations of Internet Hardman Tossery, Bugsy would probably win cos I'm crap on the lash.