Who would you put on a US banknote?

Discussion in 'US' started by Invicta, Sep 2, 2009.

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  1. I had an interesting conversation with a number of US Military colleagues earlier this week. Whilst talking about money and our respective currencies in general, I posed the following question; if the US government were to change the design of its banknotes and print the images of famous Americans on the opposite side to the former presidents, who would you pick and why?

    We came up with the following selection criteria:

    1. Candidates must have been dead for at least 50 years in order to ensure that they have achieved enduring fame.
    2. No other former presidents are eligible for inclusion as this particular office is already represented on US banknotes.

    After a good deal of discussion and arguement we came up with the following candidates:

    Henry Ford
    Thomas Edison
    Eleanor Roosevelt
    James Fennimore Cooper
    Mark Twain
    Gen George C Marshall
    Lewis and Clarke

    So, the question is; who would you pick and why?
  2. Groucho Marx
    Well you have to larf!
  3. wako jacko definetly
  4. Linda Lovelace
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    As one of the criteria for inclusion appears to be that the person is dead, may I suggest:

    Hiliary Clinton :D
  6. Bill Hicks....

    Edit to add:

    If they absolutely must be 50+ years then Lee,Grant and stonewall Jackson.
  7. $1 - Chuck Norris
    $5 - Phil Silvers AKA Sgt Bilko
    $10 - Adolf Hitler
    $20 - HM The Queen
  8. Stephen Hawking.

    He may not have been dead for over 50 years but I wish the mongo fucking cunt had been.

    He fit the bill perfectly for the septics.
  9. Goatse or Tubgirl. Hmm ;)

    Edit: don't google at work FFS!
  10. $1 Baron James Shortt
    $5 Linda Lovelace
    $10 Bart Simpson
    $20 Lee Harvey Oswald
    $50 Sarah Ferguson the Duchess of Pork
  11. Monica Lewinski.
  12. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    The onlyway your going to get it right is if you put HM the Queen on all your notes and coins :)
  13. That would give a whole new meaning to "blowing a hundred bucks" :D
  14. I woud say the Queen.
  15. Zack de la Rocha