Who would you most like to put the nut on? (not immediate family)

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  1. Without a shadow of a doubt mine is Piers Morgan. He should be in jail for the fake Iraqi abuse photos, along with the scum scouse stabs. Just a bit of a nose breaker for
    the Black Watch blokes who got who felt the full brunt of the aftermath.
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  2. You, you dull cunt
  3. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    You can do what you want to his nut. I shall be fucking him up the arsehole with a broken chair leg and I shall not wish to be disturbed. Are we clear?
  4. Sting. That is all.
  5. Trevor Phillips
  6. Smudge67er, for being a handsome cunt.
  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Please yourself. But smudge67er has got its nut, I have got its arsehole. Please do not get in the way.
  8. Are you having a poke ladyboy or are you suggesting morgan deserves some petrol and a rouge spark action?
  9. MMmm not immediate family eh? Well in that case my second cousin (twice removed).
  10. Can I put pins in his eyes then? Or can I bite his nose off at least....?
  11. Usain Bolt

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  12. Does the mother in law count as immediate family?

    If not, I'd like to dip her in nail varnish remover, and drop her off a bridge onto the live rail of the train line up the road...
  13. Max Clifford
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  14. I'd quite like to tightly secure a large spiked dog collar around my head, then nut my former CO (and his adjutant too) with everything I've got. I'm not normally a violent man, but I suspect I'd really enjoy doing that.
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  15. Blimey! So many noses, and only one of me.

    My list is very long!