Who would you kill and how would you do it?

#2
you got me with boredom.
 
#7
Vernon Kay hate that smug faced "I couldn't be any more Northern if I tried even harder" wanker!!!


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#12
Dr Black, in the billiard room, with the spanner
 
#13
Christ Evans. Horrible self important ginger four eyed weasel faced cunt by beating him to death Kerry Katona! Two birds with one stone.






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#15
I have 2 people in my mind, and i'm looking forward to the day when the government allow me to do so.

1. Kerry Katona - mother of the year, iceland, coked up scouse bint. i'd shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

2. Danny Dyer - COCKney wanker. i'd strech him out to the crucifix on a hard surface, and with a 20lb sledge hammer, smash his entire body to a pulp, starting at the hands and feet and working, until finally going to work on his annoying face.

There, i feel alot better getting that of my chest!
 
#16
I have 2 people in my mind, and i'm looking forward to the day when the government allow me to do so.

1. Kerry Katona - mother of the year, iceland, coked up scouse bint. i'd shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

2. Danny Dyer - COCKney wanker. i'd strech him out to the crucifix on a hard surface, and with a 20lb sledge hammer, smash his entire body to a pulp, starting at the hands and feet and working, until finally going to work on his annoying face.

There, i feel alot better getting that of my chest!
Mmmmm Therapeutic.
 
#18
Steve jobs, with a strategically inserted Foxconn Air, unfortunately God sent the smug bastard to hell already.
 
#19
mark thatcher...for being a useless rally driving cunt, i would hit him with a mk 2 escort time and time again until he said "mum" then hopefully it would push her over the edge...and the world would be a better place(can i call her back for the falklands)
 
#20
The OP

By forcing him to read threads like this until his brain melts.
 

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