Who would you invite to supper?

#1
Your task is to prepare supper and invite your favourite members of ARRSE. The mission is to have a memorable evening!

Four courses and booze.

Nine guests and your chosen ARRSE maiden.

Details in here... Go!

Litotes
 
#2
Can I invite 2 Arrse maidens?

Scotlass and Taboo?

Justjane could come along too, if she promised to wear her PVC nurses uniform clinging to her firm well proportioned body.

Nice!
 
#3
Moody
Beebs
Pred
Trevelez
Cuddles
Mr Creo
MDN
Flash
Spunkymonkey
Prae
Mr B

and outstanding, so I can kick his fucking lights out
 
#4
Aunty Stella.
Sven
Toppers
Bigbird67
Arty
Padme

May I have more than 9?
 
#5
Dale the snail said:
Moody
Beebs
Pred
Trevelez
Cuddles
Mr Creo
MDN
Flash
Spunkymonkey
Prae
Mr B

and outstanding, so I can kick his fucking lights out
I was going to say Sluggy but seeing Dale has put an injunction out on me and didnt include me on her list I will have to think again.




No its still Dale the Snail, but if all else fails will go for taboo and Scotlass

or Stabtiffy2b so I can fcuking STAB the barsteward.
 
#6
The Iron
Stabweaslethecunt
Happyhammer
 
#7
The_IRON said:
Dale the snail said:
Moody
Beebs
Pred
Trevelez
Cuddles
Mr Creo
MDN
Flash
Spunkymonkey
Prae
Mr B

and outstanding, so I can kick his fucking lights out

I was going to say Sluggy but seeing Dale has put an injunction out on me and didnt include me on her list I will have to think again.




No its still Dale the Snail, but if all else fails will go for taboo and Scotlass

or Stabtiffy2b so I can fcuking STAB the barsteward.
I thought you might want I_F_L and stedian? :D
 
#9
I'm gutted Dale. I thought I'd be on your 'to rape' list.

I'd go for:

Officer's Bird,
Magic_Jeenyus,
Sky Mistress,
BriteGirlie +TM,
Cait,
Moody,
Dale (she'll always put out in case one of the above dosen't).
Shortfuse,
Convoy.

The last two can come to provide the humour on the proviso that they don't impress the birds with humour and score before me.

Of course, it's far more likely that these people would fuck me off at the high port.

Edited to add: Dale added me eventually. and The Iron can lick my spuds.
 
#10
Heid send me a photo of your pants. Be a mate.
 
#11
Dale the snail said:
Moody
Beebs
Pred
Trevelez
Cuddles
Mr Creo
MDN
Flash
Spunkymonkey
Prae
Mr B

and outstanding, so I can kick his fucking lights out
Well it woudnt be a party with out a good kicking would it.
 
#12
heidtheba said:
The_IRON said:
Dale the snail said:
Moody
Beebs
Pred
Trevelez
Cuddles
Mr Creo
MDN
Flash
Spunkymonkey
Prae
Mr B

and outstanding, so I can kick his fucking lights out

I was going to say Sluggy but seeing Dale has put an injunction out on me and didnt include me on her list I will have to think again.




No its still Dale the Snail, but if all else fails will go for taboo and Scotlass

or Stabtiffy2b so I can fcuking STAB the barsteward.
I thought you might want I_F_L and stedian? :D
Theyve gone for now (under those usernames anyway) sorry sluggy saw you put my name down further down the list so deepest apologies. Or was it to give me food poisoning for a bit more hard core for the patio :wink:
 
#13
The_IRON said:
heidtheba said:
The_IRON said:
Dale the snail said:
Moody
Beebs
Pred
Trevelez
Cuddles
Mr Creo
MDN
Flash
Spunkymonkey
Prae
Mr B

and outstanding, so I can kick his fucking lights out

I was going to say Sluggy but seeing Dale has put an injunction out on me and didnt include me on her list I will have to think again.




No its still Dale the Snail, but if all else fails will go for taboo and Scotlass

or Stabtiffy2b so I can fcuking STAB the barsteward.
I thought you might want I_F_L and stedian? :D
Theyve gone for now (under those usernames anyway) sorry sluggy saw you put my name down further down the list so deepest apologies. Or was it to give me food poisoning for a bit more hard core for the patio :wink:
Cue "Arrse the Movie" Frankie Vaughan stylee.
 
#14
AWOL

Because he will sulk

and blue team
 
#15
Gunny
 
#16
msr
 
#17
fluffybunny
 
#18
Sittingstress
 
#19
I'd only pick people with a lower I.Q than me so that would mean I would have to eat and drink a lot! on the plus side,I wouldn't need many plates
 
#20
Dale the snail said:
May I have more than 9?
Isn't it a bit late to ask Dale? If I was to try and count how many Arrsers you've already "had", I'd have to take my boots and socks off.
 

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