Who would you invite to supper?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Litotes, Aug 13, 2007.

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  1. Your task is to prepare supper and invite your favourite members of ARRSE. The mission is to have a memorable evening!

    Four courses and booze.

    Nine guests and your chosen ARRSE maiden.

    Details in here... Go!

    Litotes
     
  2. Can I invite 2 Arrse maidens?

    Scotlass and Taboo?

    Justjane could come along too, if she promised to wear her PVC nurses uniform clinging to her firm well proportioned body.

    Nice!
     
  3. Moody
    Beebs
    Pred
    Trevelez
    Cuddles
    Mr Creo
    MDN
    Flash
    Spunkymonkey
    Prae
    Mr B

    and outstanding, so I can kick his fucking lights out
     
  4. Aunty Stella.
    Sven
    Toppers
    Bigbird67
    Arty
    Padme

    May I have more than 9?
     
  5. I was going to say Sluggy but seeing Dale has put an injunction out on me and didnt include me on her list I will have to think again.




    No its still Dale the Snail, but if all else fails will go for taboo and Scotlass

    or Stabtiffy2b so I can fcuking STAB the barsteward.
     
  6. The Iron
    Stabweaslethecunt
    Happyhammer
     
  7. I thought you might want I_F_L and stedian? :D
     
  8. How about we have an Arrse mess dou/function?

    First task to pick the waiters.
     
  9. I'm gutted Dale. I thought I'd be on your 'to rape' list.

    I'd go for:

    Officer's Bird,
    Magic_Jeenyus,
    Sky Mistress,
    BriteGirlie +TM,
    Cait,
    Moody,
    Dale (she'll always put out in case one of the above dosen't).
    Shortfuse,
    Convoy.

    The last two can come to provide the humour on the proviso that they don't impress the birds with humour and score before me.

    Of course, it's far more likely that these people would fuck me off at the high port.

    Edited to add: Dale added me eventually. and The Iron can lick my spuds.
     
  10. Heid send me a photo of your pants. Be a mate.
     
  11. Well it woudnt be a party with out a good kicking would it.
     
  12. Theyve gone for now (under those usernames anyway) sorry sluggy saw you put my name down further down the list so deepest apologies. Or was it to give me food poisoning for a bit more hard core for the patio :wink:
     
  13. Cue "Arrse the Movie" Frankie Vaughan stylee.
     
  14. AWOL

    Because he will sulk

    and blue team