Who would you hit in the face with a shovel

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  1. Simple, My next door neighbor who seems to think that because they drive top of the range cars ect that they are better than us
     
  2. They are better than you.

    That's why I drive top of the range cars.
     
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  3. My neighbour the dirty pauper he doesn't even have a car. My car is awesome.
     
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  4. I am better than you and I drive a ford focus.
     
  5. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    Fixed.
     
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  6. You.

    I would hit YOU in the face with a shovel for being a green eyed cunt. I suggest you start putting your back into it.

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  7. No I crashed the Citroen, not the Focus.
     
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  8. The vast majority of the human race, now that I think about it.
     
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  9. Violent people.
     
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  10. If I owned a Citroen, I'd fucking well crash it too!
     
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  11. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    You are my ex-wife and I claim my £5 (minus solicitor's fee).
     

  12. You don't have a driver?
     
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  13. Ed Silly band

    Oh no wait, somebody has already!



    Nice one Dave,now, run off to America the unions can't get you there.
     
  14. Who would you hit in the face with a shovel?

    Envious poor people who drive a Proton.
     
  15. So? Buy one of these, it's top of the range too

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