Who would you go to war with!?

Discussion in 'OTC and ACF' started by poorlytrainedidiot, May 17, 2005.

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  1. If you could pick a perfect buddy for the field who would it be and why?

    I'd have Angelina Jolie

    nuff said really....

    or my mum, she could sort out my admin for me
  2. I wouldn't go - done it twice and you get the fear when you get older.

  3. I'd quite like to take Tony Blair, d'you think he'd come ?
  4. Several hundred thousand other people would seem to be a good start.
  5. Six hundred Gurkhas and 7RHA...Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!!
  6. depends who I was fighting but I think i'd take both battalions the royal regiment of meat head fusiliers for sheer unintelligent aggresion and the QRH to provide direct fire support and maybe 19regt ra, then i'd sit on the line of departure and wave 250,000 yanks onwards to glory whilst I sit under a big Unioin jack flag with enough IFF signal going out to seriously endanger the fertility of any american pilots
  7. .....Some money and plenty of honey wrapped up in a five pound note.
    A dremel - because its more versatile..........
    A section of Chav's because even if they got shot - we still win!
  8. The fat bloke from stores, when the shit hits the fan i'll have a ready made (semi) portable sandbag capable of stopping HESH rounds.
  9. More likely to be what it says "Who would you go to war with - badlytrainedidiot"
  10. I'd take jacko, everyone would be so busy trying to slot him they might not notice me :D
  11. It's all about taking a really fat fcuk with you.

    He draws fire, acts as a sandbag and you wouldn't feel any guilt about having to casevac him under fire. It's not like you'd be able to carry him anyway...
  12. My Dad as he is hard as ten men.
  13. you sad little man....
  14. Sorry orificercadet, this question is for proper soldiers
  15. Which is why it's posted in the OTC and ACF forum??