Who would you drown at birth?

#1
Another drowning reported on sky:

Mother Drowns After Being Swept Out To Sea

Quite a few drownings this year, more than what is normally reported on the news, must be the hot topic.

Anyway my nomination goes to:

View Profile: inks - The Army Rumour Service

Should have been submerged and snuffed out at at first contact, the freeloading twat.

Oh and apologies for posting a bone thread, hope the attached goes someway to make amends!
 

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#2
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#3
I was expecting to see something interesting. However, this is as about a bone thread as you can get. I'll pop back later to see the direction it's taken.
 
#5
I always had faith in science and I had high hopes as a member of the generation which saw: nuclear power stations sprout out of the landscape like weeds and the first man playing golf on the moon.

Sadly now I must conclude that I will probably never get a pair of neutron death-ray spectacles and so the arses of bone thread posters will probably never fry!
 
#7
At birth we don't know how big a cunt someone's going to be (unless their dad is Tony Fucking Blair) so drowning at birth makes little sense.


Much better to drown them when they've shown themselves to be a cunt (and before they get a chance to breed).
 

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#9
I take it you are going to provide me with a time machine so that I can see who is going to be a total twat, then go back and drown them before they show their true colours.
 
#10
At birth we don't know how big a cunt someone's going to be (unless their dad is Tony Fucking Blair) so drowning at birth makes little sense.


Much better to drown them when they've shown themselves to be a cunt (and before they get a chance to breed).
Unless they are pikeys or French.
 
#11
I take it you are going to provide me with a time machine so that I can see who is going to be a total twat, then go back and drown them before they show their true colours.
Well of course, that would be a flaw in my plan but I am assuming hindsight is in play as we are in the NAAFI.

If I had a time machine do you think I would have started this post, let alone be here on ARRSE?
 
#12
Sadly it's time for you to stop taking/snorting/injecting whatever it was that made you think in the first place that you would ever get a pair, by the way Tesla is dead.
Tesla! dead!?, fuck! I got one of his machines and it,s packed up, what the fuck do I do now that the cunts dead?
 
#13
The offspring of anyone who looks like this:



...rapidly followed by the mongs who sprogged them.

Rodney2q
 
#15
Tesla! dead!?, fuck! I got one of his machines and it,s packed up, what the fuck do I do now that the cunts dead?
Depends. Did you buy it on your credit card?
 
#18
Bone Thread, but I can never resist posting a pic of this twat when it comes to this kind of thread;

 

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