Who would the British army send in if house of commons under attack

[Taffwob]

If ISIS attacked and held people hostage in house of commons would they send in the SAS or would they send in the intelligence corps to deal with Isis?

Why do you think they would they send in the Int Corps?

 

[Gardner6LXB]

I can smell a whiffy sock.
Look at the tags. Pati Patel? Sadik Khan?

 

[BugsyIV]

You are a very strange person.

Not what I would call him

 

[49er]

I would send in my Sister in Laws Girl Guide pack just to make sure the attacking rag heads did a proper job of wiping out dross.

 

[ExAuxBalloonCorps]

Since Corbyn and Milne have always said we should negotiate with ISIS I suggest that they should be sent in first to give them the chance to do so.

 

[bob_the_bomb]

Jim the washing machine salesman obvs...

Keith Vaz walt

 

[Yokel]

It would be a job for Speshul Farces, supported by the Badass Intelligence Battalion (Reserves).

The OP has achieved something few of us would have thought possible - he had maalox seem intelligent in comparison.

 

[Roadster280]

It would be a job for Speshul Farces, supported by the Badass Intelligence Battalion (Reserves).

The OP has achieved something few of us would have thought possible - he had maalox seem intelligent in comparison.

It’s often said that modesty is a commendable trait.

 

[Endoscope]

I love an intellectual debate, a mass debate if you will. I for one thank the op for starting this mass debate...

 

[Sam The Bam]

would they send in the SAS or would they send in the steely eyed dealers of death from the intelligence corps to deal with Isis?

Neither, they'd send in the Ghostbusters,.

Hey now, don't start complaining about my reply. you're the one that started this silliness.

 

[Bodenplatte]

Why do you think they would they send in the Int Corps?

Futile gesture ? We're good at that sort of thing.

 

[ThunderBox]

I love an intellectual debate, a mass debate if you will. I for one thank the op for starting this mass debate...

I see what you did there.

 

[ThelmatheBelmer]

Not what I would call him

You noticed it's the serious bit then.

 

[Skunkmiester]

Hopefully they would lock the doors from the outside and fill it with Zyklon B.

That way, there would be zero loss of valuable lives.

 

[Lindermyer]

Hopefully they would lock the doors from the outside and fill it with Zyklon B.

That way, there would be zero loss of valuable lives.

That would just fumigate the place - havent you read the peer reviewed works of the IHR and Higgs Bosun on the subject.

 

[triggerigger]

A few brimstones from those raf chaps would sort it out. But not between mid morning on Friday and lunchtime Monday. Things to do you see.

 

[winged]

If ISIS attacked and held people hostage in house of commons would they send in the SAS or would they send in the intelligence corps to deal with Isis?

The Paras.

ETA

Just read the follow-on - sorry Gents - Carry on : -))

 

[964ST]

I would have thought that the „Beefeater QRF“ would rush over from the Tower, and Kick Some Ass !
(We really need something like the Swiss Guard, makes me chuckle thinking of someone picking up the Pope a running off with him, then all these Very colourful very well trained and disciplined Jesters´, running after them like something from an 80´s Benny Hill Episode, but maybe the half naked nuns in the background might be a bit OTT).

 

[chrisg46]

Intelligence Corps could employ the Death By Powerpoint strategy

 

[mechanicalhorsetrough]

Send in the RLC Combat Chefs aka Slop Jockeys.

They would immobilize the Terrorist with the trots and maybe if they were lucky take out a few MP's as well.

Oh!!!! Only one undercooked piece of Bacon Grill, you Terrorist C**t!!!

Sorry chap, the RLC Slop Jockey’s were disbanded after the Pay as You Dine War of 2009.
If you call their emergency number now you’ll only get Ali from Bob’s Kebob’s or Terry from Johnny’s Fish Fryer