Who would play you in a film

Discussion in 'Films, Music and All Things Artsy' started by Vimeiro, May 24, 2006.

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  1. Gordon Brown, in his relentless effort to portray himself as a normal person, rekons his wife Sarah, thinks George Clooney would play him in film. See link.


    Which got me thinking who would you choose to play you on film? Who do you think looks like you, and would characterise you best?
  2. Samuel L Jackson all the way!
  3. The Muppet character known as Waldorf is a natural..........
  4. The late great Oliver Reed!
  5. The Rat In The Hat From Bannanas In Pyjamas. :wink:
  6. I wonder who selects someone from "Rainbow", hehh
  7. Anthony Quayle. One of the typical british actors that gave presence to the screen. :D

  8. The Rat didn't disgrace himself by appearing in Rainbow :evil:
  9. What are you talking about he is tall, surely Gary Coleman (Diff'rent Strokes) is of a similar stature to you. :D :D
  10. Chris Farley



  11. chrisg46

    chrisg46 LE Book Reviewer

    Only i could play me, but my other half would have to be played by Jenna Jameson, with her good friends played by Michelle Marsh and Sophie Howard...
  12. What you talkin bout'

    You really are a gobby tw@, might be forced to give you a good pasting soon
  13. he was angling and you bit.

    no need to spit your dummy out.

  14. Ron Jeremy: but he would have to have liquid nitrogen sprayed onto his tackle before the sex scenes :)