Who would employ Mandleson now?

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  1. IF, as the media are reporting, Brown and his chums are packing their bags, who would offer Mandleson or Campbell a job now?

    Twice forced to resign from goverment.
    Elevated to the Lords in order to facilitate a return to party politics.
    Allegedly plotted the resignation of Brown in order to allow Labour to stay in Downing Street.
    Promised Clegg God knows what in return for a Lib/Lab alliance, until some of the older Labour politicos showed some spine and said no.
    Reported to have been briefing against Balls already in terms a of a leadership contest.

    So. No scruples at all.

    Who is honestly going to employ him now?
    (Posted in Naafi to allow for rude words!)
     
  2. I hope just disapears!!
     
  3. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

  4. He can always pop over to Brazil and get a passport from them since his boyfriend got one for here
     
  5. Iran or North Korea!
     
  6. The French like a back stabbing git, so do the yanks (they employed all those german rocket geeks after ww2).
    But seriously it has to be N Korea or Iran, Mandy been trying to destroy the UK from within, now he'll have access to Nukes.
     
  7. Mugabe or Zuma
     
  8. CMD. Mandlebum said he would be quite willing to work for the Tories...
     
  9. CMD. Mandlebum said he would be quite willing to work for the Tories...
     
  10. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    As a bicycle rack for Cameron's transport?
     
  11. Mandlescum will be working as bar staff at the Blue Oyster Bar.
     
  12. If he had any honour he would have a quick stiff one,
    and then have a one-on-one discussion with the Mess Webley...
     
  13. I'd employ him, i need an absorbent mat to go under my cat-litter tray because the Mog is getting a bit old and keeps pissing over the edge of it!
     
  14. That is a bit harsh on Mandy calling him a Mog
     
  15. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Well it's a toss up between Satan & Tony Blair.....