Who would date this lady? Own up!

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by g2_loony_bin, Nov 7, 2006.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. Yes

    0 vote(s)
  2. No

    0 vote(s)
  3. Maybe

    0 vote(s)
  4. After a few beers

    0 vote(s)
  5. After a lot of beers

    0 vote(s)
  6. I already am

    0 vote(s)
  7. No I am a gay

    0 vote(s)
  1. Apparently one of our lot is dating this lady. Does anyone know who it is? Do they post on arrse?

    And of course the obligatory question of...

    Would you?

    I would!

    Attached Files:

  2. Most certainly!!!
  3. After a couple of beers but I'd have to scrub myself with a Brillo Pad afterwards due to the arrse sloppy seconds issues involved.
  4. Marks out of ten - I'd give her one.

    Yum Yum.
  5. As long as she said please and thankyou I would happily oblige!!
  6. She's got builders hands! But yes I would!
  7. Yes!

    Not while she had her mouth full though, I hope. That's unladylike. :twisted:
  8. Going by the poll, she puts it about a bit and has a bit of a military fetish. Good girl.
  9. Biggest issue is she's a Chelsea fan, but I could quite easily slip a Villa shirt onto her after I'd slipped her something else. Listening to Chris Moyles yesterday though, I think she's already going out with a member of the Armed Forces.
  10. And there was me thinking "what the hell is this thread about" or was that a wah??
  11. A Chelsea fan?????? Make that TWO brillo pads, a gallon of Domestos and a roll of heavy duty, military issue wire wool and of course full IPE during the unspeakable act itself.
  12. She looks angry.
    I like them angry.
  13. She also looks dirty...
  14. I like them dirty too.
    And sweaty.