Who would date this lady? Own up!

Carrie off the Chris Moyles Show - Radio 1.

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  • After a few beers

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#1
Apparently one of our lot is dating this lady. Does anyone know who it is? Do they post on arrse?

And of course the obligatory question of...

Would you?

I would!
 

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#3
After a couple of beers but I'd have to scrub myself with a Brillo Pad afterwards due to the arrse sloppy seconds issues involved.
 

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#4
Marks out of ten - I'd give her one.

Yum Yum.
 
#7
Yes!

Ronnie8781 said:
As long as she said please and thankyou I would happily oblige!!
Not while she had her mouth full though, I hope. That's unladylike. :twisted:
 
#9
Biggest issue is she's a Chelsea fan, but I could quite easily slip a Villa shirt onto her after I'd slipped her something else. Listening to Chris Moyles yesterday though, I think she's already going out with a member of the Armed Forces.
 
#10
GuybrushThreepwood said:
Biggest issue is she's a Chelsea fan, but I could quite easily slip a Villa shirt onto her after I'd slipped her something else. Listening to Chris Moyles yesterday though, I think she's already going out with a member of the Armed Forces.
And there was me thinking "what the hell is this thread about" or was that a wah??
 
#11
A Chelsea fan?????? Make that TWO brillo pads, a gallon of Domestos and a roll of heavy duty, military issue wire wool and of course full IPE during the unspeakable act itself.
 
#17
gingwarr said:
Big hands?

Covered throat?

The warning signs are there, boys...
I was waiting to see who would be the first to say that :D
 
#18
Check the link in Guybrush Threepwood's post.

If she played her cards right, she could have me!
 
#19
She claims her most embarrasing moment was falling over whilst being sick on the M40, whilst drunk.

Obviously she has never dated a squaddie then...
 
#20
Of course we would. She is quite hot piece of patooty. I personally would take her roughly from behind before concluding the money shot onto her somewhat firm and protruding jaw, then wiping myself "clean" in her hair.

Yes I know I'm a filthy pervert...duh!!!
 

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