who works with this chap

Pararegtom

LE
Book Reviewer
#2
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! Classic Jock, good Post.
 
#5
Absolutely unbelievable. I wouldn't have believed it had I not seen it with my own eyes.

My head nearly fell off when he said he'd been a soldier followed quickly by the claim to have been in the legion?

Get him to sing le boudin to you.

Thanks for the link

Out
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#8
Walt_Spotter said:
argghhhh that just made me RAGE!!!!
Me too. I had just come through a bad divorce you heartless bastards. Since then I have lost a bit of weight, got a proper hat and belt and I have gone back to catering college, all right?

Hem Hem... cof...

Nous sommes des guards secirities,
Nous sommes des geezers dans les hi-viz jaquets
Des types pas ordinaires, non, even though nous avez spent il bit of time dans la collegue Caering et grafted on les tiling which is fucking nails dans le winter je can tell vous.
Nous avons souvent notre cafard,
Nous sommes des guards secirities.
 

263A

War Hero
#9
I now know Mr Fullofbullshit,vc,mm,mid,gsm and outdoor is still alive
 
#10
I have the worlds worse speakers can anyone give me the gist of what this guy is on about
 
#11
wompingwillow said:
I have the worlds worse speakers can anyone give me the gist of what this guy is on about
:lol: sure bud no worry
BULLSHIT with honours :wink:
 
#13
Hoofing billy bull-----

Have to point out though that the bloke filming him is sat in a wooden shed doing the same sh_t job as fat boy
 
#15
thegimp said:
Hoofing billy bull-----

Have to point out though that the bloke filming him is sat in a wooden shed doing the same sh_t job as fat boy
Yeah but at least fat boy is entertaining ,you need some one like that for that sort of job ,those 10minutes just flew buy listening to him ! :p

Also to add, we can now stop the search for Steven Seagal :p
 
#16
I thought this might be viral ad for a new comedy show?

Script - Ricky Gervais
Security Guard - James Corden

Then I started having flashbacks to stagging on as a crafty in Arborfield, mid to late 90s, with 'Maggot'; MGS guard, CORGI plumber, general builder, student of philosophy, motorcycle instructor, national Backgammon champion, England youth footballer (or was it Rugby?) and the list goes on.

Not a patch on fatty though. Well found that man!
 
#17
ooooh sod it.... I've been found out..... f*k me.... he looks like moi without the cap....... But then I don't hang about bullsh*ting my day away...... :p :p :p 8O
 
#20
We have a bloke like that who to date has been best friends with Jacques Villeneuve and Jenson Button, has nearly swum the channel, but had to swim back after 3/4 of the way as he had cramp, has come third in the national nettle eating championships, beaten a world class cage fighter, claims to have broken his neck twice (not well enough) and set the track record on the Nordschleife in a standard mini.

Needless to say we feed the troll frequently and try to get ever increasingly outrageous stories. Makes the shift go quicker though!
 

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