You're one year closer to death, so fuck someone while you still can. Who have you fucked already? Too pissed to remember? Make it up. If they're married-to someone else- then all the better. I have no such prospect myself, you understand, which is why I've asked a total stranger a vicarious question. Go on then, and be sordid. Spew your nauseating filth, you'll feel beter, that's what the internet's for. Get on with it!