Who will you ROOT this year?

#1
You're one year closer to death, so fuck someone while you still can. Who have you fucked already? Too pissed to remember? Make it up. If they're married-to someone else- then all the better. I have no such prospect myself, you understand, which is why I've asked a total stranger a vicarious question. Go on then, and be sordid. Spew your nauseating filth, you'll feel beter, that's what the internet's for. Get on with it!
 
#2
In a perfect world, smudge67. In reality, the usual crack-addled emo boys I always seem to end up with.
 
#3
auscam said:
You're one year closer to death, so fuck someone while you still can. Who have you fucked already? Too pissed to remember? Make it up. If they're married-to someone else- then all the better. I have no such prospect myself, you understand, which is why I've asked a total stranger a vicarious question. Go on then, and be sordid. Spew your nauseating filth, you'll feel beter, that's what the internet's for. Get on with it!
I'm curious to know the reasons for the bit in bold.
 
#9
Whoever doesn't run fast enough or is too trusting where they leave their drinks.
 
#10
jarrod248 said:
wedge35 said:
In a perfect world, smudge67. In reality, the usual crack-addled emo boys I always seem to end up with.
Smudge? By the Christ, does he know?
Smudge i'll protect you mate, get behind me..
Does that make you a 'taker'? None of my businees, of course.
 
#11
JesterRIP said:
Your Mum, Aus - I thought we'd already established this in your recent poll? Don't forget, I'm in Tas later on this year to see the cousins and take that walk we were talking of.... :D
The 'John Wayne' walk? With the pained expression? Spoooooky coincidence; I'm planning a walk along the Tasmanian Trail, as it 'appens. If you see a 6'1", yellow-eyed, mad-haired axe murderer with Clark's desert boots an overstuffed bergen, that's me.
 
#12
bovvy said:
auscam said:
You're one year closer to death, so fuck someone while you still can. Who have you fucked already? Too pissed to remember? Make it up. If they're married-to someone else- then all the better. I have no such prospect myself, you understand, which is why I've asked a total stranger a vicarious question. Go on then, and be sordid. Spew your nauseating filth, you'll feel beter, that's what the internet's for. Get on with it!
I'm curious to know the reasons for the bit in bold.
I'm a radical celibate, in keeping with my vocation of moral purity and overall righteousness. I'm actually a fat, middle-aged fantasist with no friends or social skills. But you didn't hear it from me, OK?
 
#14
I wouldn't mind being "rooted" by Matt Damon, the American actor. He looks fit!

A certain guy in the RAF can "root" me when he comes home. In the meantime thank fcuk for msn.

Don't think I've left anyone out? :wink:
 
#15
I guess the bingo scene would be like a lottery. I'll be subtly investigating which biddies are on HRT (which can make 'em irrationally frisky) and which ones are desperate. The desperate ones have that look in their eyes (or is that cataracts?).

Ideally, I'll be looking for the ones who are irrationally frisky, desperate, and still have a modicum of natural flange fluids flowing. Otherwise, I'll grab the most confused looking one, get her back to her gaff, raid the sherry and, after a couple of Bing Crosby tracks, she'll be like putty in my hands. And a bit of spit and shove never hurt anyone.
 
#17
It may seem that way, but it's amazing how quickly great ideas come to you when drowning in the depths of desperation.

Surely there must be some kindly women folk in your area who would allow you to get your wicked way, auscam?
 
#20
:roll: dont fink I will be rooting anyone 8O sadly I have reached that age , that all the wrong body parts go stiff, even asked the doc for some little pills 8) he gave me more Diazepan :wink:
 

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