Who will have me??

#1
Ok who wants me??Not exactly desperate but just after my divorce I need to feel human again.I'm 28 male 5" 11 and a half (the half is important) and am currently a serving soldier based in the south east.I have brown hair and eyes and am in supreme physical condition as I'm a P.T.I (I know I know) I'm also willing to travel to meet.My looks can best be described as Ben Affleck meets Leo Dicaprio (If you don't believe me I'll send a picture to you).I would like to meet someone in my own age range 21-30 and female.No squaddie c**k hunters please I get that enough locally.So post on here and I'll get back to you.P.S I know this seems quite desperate but to be quite honest the locals are hounds and have been round all the mess's twice and to be quite honest even if I double bag it I might catch something nasty.
 
#2
sgtforce101 said:
Ok who wants me??Not exactly desperate but just after my divorce I need to feel human again.I'm 28 male 5" 11 and a half (the half is important) and am currently a serving soldier based in the south east.I have brown hair and eyes and am in supreme physical condition as I'm a P.T.I (I know I know).My looks can best be described as Ben Affleck meets Leo Sayer (If you don't believe me I'll send a picture to you).I would like to meet someone in my own age range 21-30 and female.No squaddie c**k hunters please I get that enough locally.So post on here and I'll get back to you.
Ben Affleck and Leo Sayer?

What a combination...... Come on you lucky ladies!!!!
 
#3
Ben Affleck, is that before he was fat, after he lost weight, or after he got fat again?
 
#4
Death_Rowums said:
Ben Affleck, is that before he was fat, after he lost weight, or after he got fat again?
Think about how he looked in Daredevil an your there.
 
#5
sgtforce101 said:
Death_Rowums said:
Ben Affleck, is that before he was fat, after he lost weight, or after he got fat again?
Think about how he looked in Daredevil an your there.
Fat, blind and wear a lot of red leather?

You'll be beating them off with a stick (pun unintentional).
 
#6
sgtforce101 said:
Ok who wants me??Not exactly desperate but just after my divorce I need to feel human again.I'm 28 male 5" 11 and a half (the half is important) and am currently a serving soldier based in the south east.I have brown hair and eyes and am in supreme physical condition as I'm a P.T.I (I know I know) I'm also willing to travel to meet.My looks can best be described as Ben Affleck meets Leo Dicaprio (If you don't believe me I'll send a picture to you).I would like to meet someone in my own age range 21-30 and female.No squaddie c**k hunters please I get that enough locally.So post on here and I'll get back to you.P.S I know this seems quite desperate but to be quite honest the locals are hounds and have been round all the mess's twice and to be quite honest even if I double bag it I might catch something nasty.

Send me a photo mate. Can you travel to Manchester?
 
#9
sgtforce101 said:
Ok who wants me??Not exactly desperate but just after my divorce I need to feel human again.I'm 28 male 5" 11 and a half (the half is important) and am currently a serving soldier based in the south east.I have brown hair and eyes and am in supreme physical condition as I'm a P.T.I (I know I know) I'm also willing to travel to meet.My looks can best be described as Ben Affleck meets Leo Sayer (If you don't believe me I'll send a picture to you).I would like to meet someone in my own age range 21-30 and female.No squaddie c**k hunters please I get that enough locally.So post on here and I'll get back to you.P.S I know this seems quite desperate but to be quite honest the locals are hounds and have been round all the mess's twice and to be quite honest even if I double bag it I might catch something nasty.
10th Nov OK for you?

Hen party on the 8th. Dust your hats off girls. Beebs is giving me away (she couldn't sell me), Lynxy is Maid of Honour, Loz is the page boy. PTP is the minister.

Make sure you get me some good presents.
 
#10
Dale the snail said:
sgtforce101 said:
Ok who wants me??Not exactly desperate but just after my divorce I need to feel human again.I'm 28 male 5" 11 and a half (the half is important) and am currently a serving soldier based in the south east.I have brown hair and eyes and am in supreme physical condition as I'm a P.T.I (I know I know) I'm also willing to travel to meet.My looks can best be described as Ben Affleck meets Leo Sayer (If you don't believe me I'll send a picture to you).I would like to meet someone in my own age range 21-30 and female.No squaddie c**k hunters please I get that enough locally.So post on here and I'll get back to you.P.S I know this seems quite desperate but to be quite honest the locals are hounds and have been round all the mess's twice and to be quite honest even if I double bag it I might catch something nasty.
10th Nov OK for you?

Hen party on the 8th. Dust your hats off girls. Beebs is giving me away (she couldn't sell me), Lynxy is Maid of Honour, Loz is the page boy. PTP is the minister.

Make sure you get me some good presents.
Damn the Missus caught me looks like I'm really gonna have to marry Dale (gulp!!).Oh well suppose it could be worse at least I get inside the cold hard shell of the slug.That and she makes a cracking brew.This means dust off your two dress and mess dress for the reception.Gentlemen an arrse crawl is called for the stag do 8th of november.No strippers please (Dale would kill me.)
 
#15
Yeah but does he PUSH BACK??????????????????????
 
#16
sgtforce101 said:
Ok who wants me??Not exactly desperate but just after my divorce I need to feel human again.I'm 28 male 5" 11 and a half (the half is important) and am currently a serving soldier based in the south east.I have brown hair and eyes and am in supreme physical condition as I'm a P.T.I (I know I know) I'm also willing to travel to meet.My looks can best be described as Ben Affleck meets Leo Dicaprio (If you don't believe me I'll send a picture to you).I would like to meet someone in my own age range 21-30 and female.No squaddie c**k hunters please I get that enough locally.So post on here and I'll get back to you.P.S I know this seems quite desperate but to be quite honest the locals are hounds and have been round all the mess's twice and to be quite honest even if I double bag it I might catch something nasty.
Well you're posting on the wrong site here then virgin boy.
 
#17
Yeah but he is really after a fella - gay muscly boy wants nice young boy for army game pleasure.... I reckon he is a taker!
 
#19
sgtforce101 said:
Ok who wants me??Not exactly desperate but just after my divorce I need to feel human again.I'm 28 male 5" 11 and a half (the half is important) and am currently a serving soldier based in the south east.I have brown hair and eyes and am in supreme physical condition as I'm a P.T.I (I know I know) I'm also willing to travel to meet.My looks can best be described as Ben Affleck meets Leo Dicaprio (If you don't believe me I'll send a picture to you).I would like to meet someone in my own age range 21-30 and female.No squaddie c**k hunters please I get that enough locally.So post on here and I'll get back to you.P.S I know this seems quite desperate but to be quite honest the locals are hounds and have been round all the mess's twice and to be quite honest even if I double bag it I might catch something nasty.
In this order:

Not desperate? Failed marriage?...loser.

Supreme physical condition? Not good enough for your wife though. Vein cnut.

Ban Affleck and Leo Dicaprio? 2 of the most uncharasmatic guys in film. Leo looks like a 10 year old boy with no redeeming facial features.

No squaddie c0ck suckers? What were you hoping to find on ARRSE?

Maybe you should have just been honest sgtforce and said: Tired squaddie after a shag. Any takers?
 
#20
Club swinger!! No man should ever spend more time in a mirror than a lass!

Caught any lasses yet fella?

Dale, no need to worry, Sarah - Jane will keep gunny busy whilst you pounce this strange guy!
 

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