who we work for...

#1
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600

employees and has the following statistics?



29 have been accused of spouse abuse



7 have been arrested for fraud



19 have been accused of writing bad cheques



117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses



3 have done time for assault



71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit



4 have been arrested on drug-related charges



8 have been arrested for shoplifting



21 are currently defendants in lawsuits



84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year







Which organization is this?







It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks

out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in

Line
 
#2
HM Prison Service?

The management where I work.

The local police staff.
 
#3
Priceless.

I was thinking of heading up the coup that would be round the corner if we had any troops left in the country but having seen what a bunch of hardened crims are in the House of Commons, it probably wouldn't stand a chance. Sounds like most of them carrying their mate Stanley.
 

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