I never was Head Boy material, in fact, not even considered for Prefect. The easy front row existence of the Head Boy, floppy haired, clean of limb, lithe of body, jocular, if being entirely honest, caused more than a little sneering envy. Having watched them glide through the top form, play Greek Gods in the school play and ignored the awkward squits like I in their journey is it not time to give them a good healthy shoeing, long overdue, as a form of education and loving concern. The archetypal head boy is clearly Seb Coe, and frankly he's got to be stopped! JUSTICE!