Who Wants To Be a Bridesmaid?

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  1. OK - it's finally happening.

    Tonight, Biscuits_AB proposed. He got down on one knee and said the magic words "Oy Doris, fancy getting hitched and having a few rug rats". Bless him.

    We have had a thing going on for about 5 years now, but were too scared to tell you all, in case you ridiculed us. It's true love I tell you, true love.

    The wedding is in August. I will be wearing white.
  2. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    ME!ME as long as MDN can be the maid of honour!
  3. Nah, he is the best man.

    He also refuses to wear pink.
  4. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    How bout a lilac off the shoulder then?
    I gather Sedexo is doing the catering.
  5. I tried so hard to get the first April Fool's Day joke in, and you holed it.

    Bad show.
  6. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Feck Dale,Sorry,
    Been on the urine all day!
    Need a kebab!
  7. The only time I would get down on one knee with you, would be to finish you off with a knife.
  8. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Ahhh, A lover's tiff. Init romantik.
  9. aww...does this mean the wedding's off? I spent all morning trying to buy a pink parachute off eBay to use as a frock! :shakefist:
  10. damm ,was going to drive you to Church on the wheely chair.
  11. surely it would be seen as a tad disrespectful to turn up at church with the bride sitting,grinning on your joystick ww! Might the groom not take umbrage :D