who wants a young in shape squaddie.

Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by Chuzu, Jul 25, 2005.

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  1. unfortunately missus has fcuked off so im advertising for a replacement

    she needs to be shorter than 5ft5
    female by birth and still one
    under 30 and over 16
    looks a bonus
    and from manchester ish area

    but most important not an annoying teetotal veggie
  2. sorry, I'm a fat 45 year old munter from aldershot and used to be called brian
  3. Why shorter than 5'5''? Are you a short-ass?
  4. why did she feck off? What is wrong with you?
  5. i thought it was Colin ???
  6. you want somebody good looking from Manchester, fecking hell thats abit of a task innit. Under 30 over 16, less than 7 kids preferably
  7. Sorry, I'm probably twice as tall as you and twice as old. :twisted:
  8. What di d you do? Sh*g her best mate?
  9. Under 5ft5!?!? Do you have an affection for shorties?? Or is it a 'power' thing!?!? hahaha

    So why did she do a runner then!?
  10. I'm 5' 11", 16 stone and live in Manchester. If I wear a dress and drink beer can I come round to your gaff?
  11. Gunny, you conveniently overlooked
    . :lol:
  12. I'm 5'1"
    Soon to give birth
    Under 30 stone and over 16 years old.
    I can be look out if you really insist I go on the rob with you.
    Mankland 8O Knifeland 8O Deals off! I already survived Mankfest once ya bass!

  13. So you are looking for a submissive chavette dwarf then, who has never had balls, who won't run off when you shag their best mate, likes to eat meat, and has a sh1t Manc accent.

    Souldn't be too difficult to fine one of those, the difficulty will be trying to fine one without half a dozen sprogs from half a dozen fathers.
  14. Still looking for that elusive shag, eh Gunny? :D
  15. if u must know i shagged her twin sister and tried the excuse ''i thought it was you'' excuse all went down hill after that