who wants a young in shape squaddie.

#1
unfortunately missus has fcuked off so im advertising for a replacement

she needs to be shorter than 5ft5
female by birth and still one
under 30 and over 16
looks a bonus
and from manchester ish area



but most important not an annoying teetotal veggie
 
#4
Chuzu said:
unfortunately missus has fcuked off so im advertising for a replacement

she needs to be shorter than 5ft5
female by birth and still one
under 30 and over 16
looks a bonus
and from manchester ish area



but most important not an annoying teetotal veggie
why did she feck off? What is wrong with you?
 
#6
you want somebody good looking from Manchester, fecking hell thats abit of a task innit. Under 30 over 16, less than 7 kids preferably
 
#10
Chuzu said:
unfortunately missus has fcuked off so im advertising for a replacement

she needs to be shorter than 5ft5
female by birth and still one
under 30 and over 16
looks a bonus
and from manchester ish area



but most important not an annoying teetotal veggie
I'm 5' 11", 16 stone and live in Manchester. If I wear a dress and drink beer can I come round to your gaff?
 
#12
Chuzu said:
unfortunately missus has fcuked off so im advertising for a replacement

she needs to be shorter than 5ft5
female by birth and still one
under 30 and over 16
looks a bonus
and from manchester ish area



but most important not an annoying teetotal veggie
I'm 5'1"
Soon to give birth
Under 30 stone and over 16 years old.
I can be look out if you really insist I go on the rob with you.
Mankland 8O Knifeland 8O Deals off! I already survived Mankfest once ya bass!

Beebs
 
#13
So you are looking for a submissive chavette dwarf then, who has never had balls, who won't run off when you shag their best mate, likes to eat meat, and has a sh1t Manc accent.


Souldn't be too difficult to fine one of those, the difficulty will be trying to fine one without half a dozen sprogs from half a dozen fathers.