who wants a young in shape squaddie.

#1
unfortunately missus has fcuked off so im advertising for a replacement

she needs to be shorter than 5ft5
female by birth and still one
under 30 and over 16
looks a bonus
and from manchester ish area



but most important not an annoying teetotal veggie
 
#4
Chuzu said:
unfortunately missus has fcuked off so im advertising for a replacement

she needs to be shorter than 5ft5
female by birth and still one
under 30 and over 16
looks a bonus
and from manchester ish area



but most important not an annoying teetotal veggie
why did she feck off? What is wrong with you?
 
#9
Under 5ft5!?!? Do you have an affection for shorties?? Or is it a 'power' thing!?!? hahaha

So why did she do a runner then!?
 
#10
Chuzu said:
unfortunately missus has fcuked off so im advertising for a replacement

she needs to be shorter than 5ft5
female by birth and still one
under 30 and over 16
looks a bonus
and from manchester ish area



but most important not an annoying teetotal veggie
I'm 5' 11", 16 stone and live in Manchester. If I wear a dress and drink beer can I come round to your gaff?
 
#12
Chuzu said:
unfortunately missus has fcuked off so im advertising for a replacement

she needs to be shorter than 5ft5
female by birth and still one
under 30 and over 16
looks a bonus
and from manchester ish area



but most important not an annoying teetotal veggie
I'm 5'1"
Soon to give birth
Under 30 stone and over 16 years old.
I can be look out if you really insist I go on the rob with you.
Mankland 8O Knifeland 8O Deals off! I already survived Mankfest once ya bass!

Beebs
 
#13
So you are looking for a submissive chavette dwarf then, who has never had balls, who won't run off when you shag their best mate, likes to eat meat, and has a sh1t Manc accent.


Souldn't be too difficult to fine one of those, the difficulty will be trying to fine one without half a dozen sprogs from half a dozen fathers.
 
#15
if u must know i shagged her twin sister and tried the excuse ''i thought it was you'' excuse all went down hill after that
 
#16
Chuzu said:
if u must know i shagged her twin sister and tried the excuse ''i thought it was you'' excuse all went down hill after that

PMSL that is quality, so twins are out this time then??
 
#17
sparkysapper said:
Chuzu said:
if u must know i shagged her twin sister and tried the excuse ''i thought it was you'' excuse all went down hill after that

PMSL that is quality, so twins are out this time then??
no just ideally if i shag the other one they wont find out
 

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