Who wants a fcuking fight?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Aunty Stella, Apr 29, 2005.

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  1. I came on here tonight just to spark up an Embassy after coming of the p1ss with the missus (confined to the cellar).

    After reading many dull threads, I wondered, who wants a fcuking fight, drunk aclock BFG style?

    Fcuk you all and if anyone is really big or hard, MDN owes me, go and see him.
  2. Bring it on Aunty - I take enough shite as it is!!!!

    And I know you are really a bird. Who cannot fight.
  3. Dale, touche. I know that you are really a bloke, or if not, from reports received as close to a bloke that a transexual can get.

    I wouldn't quite know how to treat you. Would a bitchslap, a smack in the gob or a cheque for £40.00 be in order?
  4. Cheque made payable to Mrs Slug is fine hunny.

    Now where is that f*cking fight you promised,you fanny!
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Yawn - where is the Canteen Cowboy?
  6. That's it??? I need something funny after the nastiness from the last thread from Current Affairs.

    What's wrong with you people???
  7. 4 posts?

    Bit fcuking gobby aren't you?
  8. Dude I have a job as well.

    Anyways I'm cute and can get away with it.

    And who's the psycho checking out my profile.
  9. so is it the drunk or the drink talking?????
  10. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Yup - but if you read my other posts you may see where I am coming from. Still 4 posts and a bite is not too bad. :wink:
  11. pomps - they are not professionals like us. Fight me? Pah.
  12. slug vs osnamong foxy boxing...... mmmmmmmmmmmmmm doughnuts
  13. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    and beer :!:
  14. make it a kegg each
  15. are you looking at my Pint ? are YA ! come on then you bunch of fairies 8)