Who used C4 as firelighters ?

#1
Recently come back from Lanzarote. The Bullshit that we have to put up with on flights nowadays and pay for the feckin priviledge.

What we did see is that in lanzarote they do racial profile.

And why not ?

Anyway, they take your watches off you at Arrecife airport now.

I went through Aldergrove early 1974, so know a little about terrorism.

We are being conned !

Anyway, C4 was used by the 'old sweat's as a firelighter. Now I am talking about over 30 years ago.

So what is the BS about airport security ?

We are being led up the garden path !
 
#3
Can I have two of what ever Dunstaggins on!!!!!

I thought this thread was about using Channel 4 as firelighters!!!
 
#4
Obviously found the computer instead of the fridge after a good nights drinking methinks,it must have made perfect sense to him though
 
#5
Yeah...check time and date posted!

Good night was it?
 
#6
You see the whole thing was made by lobsters completely out of RUBBER
 
#7
dunstaggin said:
Recently come back from Lanzarote. The Bullshit that we have to put up with on flights nowadays and pay for the feckin priviledge.

What we did see is that in lanzarote they do racial profile.

And why not ?

Anyway, they take your watches off you at Arrecife airport now.

I went through Aldergrove early 1974, so know a little about terrorism.

We are being conned !

Anyway, C4 was used by the 'old sweat's as a firelighter. Now I am talking about over 30 years ago.

So what is the BS about airport security ?

We are being led up the garden path !
:thumright:
 
#9
RHODESIAN said:
Obviously found the computer instead of the fridge after a good nights drinking methinks,it must have made perfect sense to him though
and no doubt said fridge now honks of urine.

:D
 
#11
Older_by_the_day said:
Bravo_Bravo said:
You see the whole thing was made completely out of RUBBER
Lived off poisonous monkeys in the jungle.


But, you see, I was very very very drunk.
Ha, but the natives roasted them over firelighters.

Cannibals, jungle, nasty stuff.

Then I took out the elephant gun and said

"You... ... ... .... ..."

*head falls on keyboard*
 
#12
amazing__lobster said:
Older_by_the_day said:
Bravo_Bravo said:
You see the whole thing was made completely out of RUBBER
Lived off poisonous monkeys in the jungle.


But, you see, I was very very very drunk.
Ha, but the natives roasted them over firelighters.

Cannibals, jungle, nasty stuff.

Then I took out the elephant gun and said

"You... ... ... .... ..."

*head falls on keyboard*
You've been drinking too haven't you? :p

Come on, own up...
 
#13
On the other hand I did see somebody demonstrate that PE4 would just burn very fast and very hot if you set fire to it. Never tried it myself, I think my subconcious was thinking 'Darwin Award'.
 
#14
Bravo_Bravo said:
RHODESIAN said:
Obviously found the computer instead of the fridge after a good nights drinking methinks,it must have made perfect sense to him though
and no doubt said fridge now honks of urine.

:D



Yeah,probably not for the first time,still better that than a swamped wife eh
 
#15
At Malta International Airfield, they bodily (invasively) check for Egg Plants.

WHO ARE THEY TRYING TO KID?

They are clearly after zuchinni (Corvette) smugglers!

(as opposed to C5 and Rolex)

In keeping with this surreal Thread...

PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!
 
#16
Tazzers said:
On the other hand I did see somebody demonstrate that PE4 would just burn very fast and very hot if you set fire to it. Never tried it myself, I think my subconcious was thinking 'Darwin Award'.

No No No...it was <Whispers> The Emperor Mong........
 
#17
Older_by_the_day said:
You've been drinking too haven't you? :p

Come on, own up...
Sadly, I've been working the past two days - but tomorrow I'm off home, so maybe I'll get drunk enough to start equally irrelevant threads!
 
#18
staaken said:
At Malta International Airfield, they bodily (invasively) check for Egg Plants.

WHO ARE THEY TRYING TO KID?

They are clearly after zuchinni (Corvette) smugglers!

(as opposed to C5 and Rolex)

In keeping with this surreal Thread...

PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!
Shit, who told you about the purple dishwashing Monkeys? Were they in charge of security at the airport?
 
#19
amazing__lobster said:
staaken said:
At Malta International Airfield, they bodily (invasively) check for Egg Plants.

WHO ARE THEY TRYING TO KID?

They are clearly after zuchinni (Corvette) smugglers!

(as opposed to C5 and Rolex)

In keeping with this surreal Thread...

PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!
Shit, who told you about the purple dishwashing Monkeys? Were they in charge of security at the airport?
Ah, I can see where the confusion lies....
They are on the lookout for.....

Dishwashers that tumble purple monkeys. A different contraband item entirely.
 
#20
staaken said:
At Malta International Airfield, they bodily (invasively) check for Egg Plants.

WHO ARE THEY TRYING TO KID?

They are clearly after zuchinni (Corvette) smugglers!

(as opposed to C5 and Rolex)

In keeping with this surreal Thread...

PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!
Did mean COURGETTES, if not then this is the person who might be able to hide a Corvette :-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyla_Wynn

Also, I'll add this to the surrealism:- PIGEON TOED ORANGE PEEL
 

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