Who taught you to Shave? (One for the 45-55 year olds)

[pc supa]

I didn't realise you were post op.
You go girl!

I sometimes wear wor lasses keks, but don't identify as a tranny or whatever the terminology is for them these days.

 

[Pagan-Image]

I sometimes wear wor lasses keks, but don't identify as a tranny or whatever the terminology is for them these days.

My GF recommends Boots Cucumber moisturiser to avoid itchy chafing on the shaved areas.

Im here to help!

 

[pc supa]

My GF recommends Boots Cucumber moisturiser to avoid itchy chafing on the shaved areas.

Im here to help!

The wife uses some sort of cream, I only give her a number 1 now with the clippers, haven't had cold steel on her for a good while now.

 

[lokiuk]

No one

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You're not a hipster then, where are you xmas decorations and sparkly lights in your beard?

 

[TabascoPepper]

Well obviously I don't have a beard, so I can't answer this one sensibly.

If we were talking legs, I'd have answered from a Gillette Venus advert when they first came out.

 

[AsterixTG]

 

[blackmetallic]

Why is Desperate Dan not on the poll?

 

[Jorrocks]

In training at the Guards Depot, we all had to shave every day, whether you needed to or not, using a DE safety razor and shaving stick. That put me off them for life and I've been multiblade ever since but thinking of giving DE another go due to cost of blades.

I'll never forget my first shaving related bollocking at Sandhurst.

- OCdt Jorrocks, did you use a mirror to shave this morning?

- Yes Staff

- Well try using a razor next time.

 

[Peter-Pan]

I was taught at 17 in basic training. Surely that’s the answer for the majority of us ?

 

[Ceser Romero]

Learnt myself, wasn't rocket science, used my Dad's shaving foam and razor, probs 13 or 14 at the time. It was a good few years later before I learned how to shave a fanny.

You were Himmler's barber?

 

[Roadster280]

Self-taught with Bic disposable. It was pretty simple really. Ripped my face apart first few goes until I learned what works, what doesn't, and what's guaranteed to make me bleed

That was like 40+ years ago, and the technology today is just so much better. 5-bladed swiveling head with lubrication strip and separate trim blade, soap in gel form etc. It's just so expensive. Need to buy some shares in Gillette. I've tried the Harry's and DSC jobs, not a patch on Gillette. So I guess I'll pay up and look happy.

 

[pc supa]

You were Himmler's barber?

Still obsessed with Himmler, it's been over two years since he got banned you fanny.

 

[tiger stacker]

Still obsessed with Himmler, it's been over two years since he got banned you fanny.

He was alluding to the failed chicken farmer who resembled Donald Pleasance

 

[pc supa]

He was alluding to the failed chicken farmer who resembled Donald Pleasance

Not a clue what you are jibbering on about, par the course for most of your posts.

 

[tiger stacker]

Not a clue what you are jibbering on about, par the course for most of your posts.

If you’re clueless that’s your problem
However since you’re being dense

Google Donald Pleasance, discover his cameo role which was one of many in such a classic film of a great homage to Went the day well