Who starred in your first w@nk ?!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by supermatelot, Aug 7, 2007.

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  1. For me it was Jane off Rainbow and Annekka Rice.

  2. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Dunno her name...Page 233 of the Grattan catalog!
  3. My aunt.....mind you does it count as "starring" if she was wnaking me off. Does it also count if I was 10 - 11 yrs old at the time?

    This experience left me with no long term mental or physical problems, gonna have to run......my date for the evening is regaining consiousness.........Now, where did I put that spade?

    It puts the lotion on it's skin.
  4. linda thorson,in the avengers.
  5. Valerie Singleton from Blue Peter phwoaaaaaaaaaaar!!

    Get down Shep :lol:
  6. Felicity Kendal! She will also be starring in my next one!
  7. what ve you got against poor shep then?
  8. I'm afraid this has been done before


    And mine still is the strumpet off Dempsey and Makepeace
  9. If you are paying attention Taffridge, she is in Emmerdale now (and the wife thinks I'm being fair when I don't object to her watching the crap!!)
  10. The Spice Girls...all of them!
  11. I know and have enjoyed a bit of nostalgia masturbation since she has been back on telly. I dont know how old she is now but I would still like to "Knock her fillings out"
  12. Philippa Forrester in her children's TV days (when she was thin).
  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    If I remember correctly Kiki Dee used to make various appearances as did Olivia Neutron Bomb.
  14. Debbie Harry. My God, I'm ancient!