Who starred in your first w@nk ?!

#1
For me it was Jane off Rainbow and Annekka Rice.

:D
 
#3
My aunt.....mind you does it count as "starring" if she was wnaking me off. Does it also count if I was 10 - 11 yrs old at the time?

This experience left me with no long term mental or physical problems, gonna have to run......my date for the evening is regaining consiousness.........Now, where did I put that spade?

It puts the lotion on it's skin.
 
#6
Valerie Singleton from Blue Peter phwoaaaaaaaaaaar!!

Get down Shep :lol:
 
#10
If you are paying attention Taffridge, she is in Emmerdale now (and the wife thinks I'm being fair when I don't object to her watching the crap!!)
 
#12
Watchdog37 said:
If you are paying attention Taffridge, she is in Emmerdale now (and the wife thinks I'm being fair when I don't object to her watching the crap!!)
I know and have enjoyed a bit of nostalgia masturbation since she has been back on telly. I dont know how old she is now but I would still like to "Knock her fillings out"
 

B_AND_T

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#14
If I remember correctly Kiki Dee used to make various appearances as did Olivia Neutron Bomb.
 
#15
Debbie Harry. My God, I'm ancient!
 
#16
Her name was Cyndi, and she was the centrefold spread of Fiesta or some other cheap frankie mag that my best mate gave me. She had brown hair, a mountain bike and a really badly packed kebab!!!

Quality
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#17
Now I recall who starred in my last one. She knows who she is, and is reading this!

Sorry, got to wipe keyboard now. All sticky.
 
#18
The girl who sat in front of me during biology and chemistry and French at school. She was the main figure in my first wank and quite a few later on.

When I saw her later, she was a nurse in a tight fitting white dress and she made comeback! :D

A few years ago I saw her walking on the highstreet all fat and wobbly, while pushing a pram. She now springs to mind sometimes when I'm cruising the web for some grot. When she does, my libido takes a dive... :x
 
#20
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Now I recall who starred in my last one. She knows who she is, and is reading this!

Sorry, got to wipe keyboard now. All sticky.

All the ARRSE maidens just gave a collective eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww there OFNH thanks for that, put me right of my tea..
 

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