WHO SHOT GRANDAD ?

#1
NAFFI or I decided here.

Amazing , just surfing and saw this on the SMAILS site.

Just who did shoot Grandad then , more so Why. Is he a MAFIA kingpin , Master Pimp or just a poor old man who took one in the bonce in a tragic error.

Mystery of gardener who ended up with bullet lodged in his brain while mowing his lawn

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...gardener-ends-bullet-brain.html#ixzz0nWLTv3c5



I like the Inspectors comments...

'Cast your mind back to that Monday afternoon - did you see or hear anything unusual in that area?

Wot like a gun totting hoodie blatting of a few rounds.?

Glad to see that the UK with the most Video cameras in the world per head cant seem to get a pic of the perp.
 
#4
Looks quite small - .32" or .22"RF?

Perhaps its not even a bullet - bit of metal from some sort of self-impaling accident? Maybe he looked at that family photo and just decided to end it all.....
 
#7
Football club secretary Peter Hesford, 61, was preparing to pave the front of his £150,000 suburban terrace

My money is on militant Greens.
Swollen in confidence by taking a seat in parliament, the local green party went on a bender. They saw Hesford paving over ground that should be lush and verdant so in a burst of lentil and chickpea fuelled anger ... they slotted the poor cnut from behind with a ecologically friendly weapon of human destruction.
 
#8
leveller said:
polar69 said:
Having seen the state of his wife and kids I reckon it was a cry for help...to Smith and Wesson
Yep I'd go with that assumption as well!

Was the one on the left adopted?
 
#9
Blokeonabike said:
leveller said:
polar69 said:
Having seen the state of his wife and kids I reckon it was a cry for help...to Smith and Wesson
Yep I'd go with that assumption as well!

Was the one on the left adopted?
A wise man takes a look at the mother before marrying. The gran proves the point here too!
 
#10
This is an x-ray of a British voters one working brain cell........ :lol:
 

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#11
Does he work in The Midsummer area?
 
#13
Blokeonabike said:
leveller said:
polar69 said:
Having seen the state of his wife and kids I reckon it was a cry for help...to Smith and Wesson
Yep I'd go with that assumption as well!

Was the one on the left adopted?
Give her a chance to evolve.
 
#14
TBH i'll do the one on the left..........................

and quickly before she starts looking like the ones on the right.
 
#15
It's an alien tracking device.
I mean aliens have planted it in his head during one of their frequent probing sessions,not that it is self inserted to track aliens.
Hope that I've made that clear.
 
#17
XYZBush said:
Maybe a case of "what goes up comes down"
Not a mythbusters fan then?
 
#19
4(T) said:
Looks quite small - .32" or .22"RF?

Perhaps its not even a bullet - bit of metal from some sort of self-impaling accident? Maybe he looked at that family photo and just decided to end it all.....
Funny, I thought the profile looked a bit like a 9mm; most of the .32s in my reference collection are longer, in proportion to the diameter - likewise the .22s.

Still, I suppose it depends on how big his napper is...

:D Hey, we could start a whole new spotters' thread; all we need is a whole bunch of CT scans...

...Coat, door... :oops:
 
#20
A case of Bullet 90 degrees up comes down no problem.
But if off a few degrees is still a lethal projectile.

john
Yeah the honky on the left can have it.
 

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