Who said Carlsberg don't do birthdays...........

#1
Well, they do. Mine..........yesterday.

I had the pleasure of watching Wales beat Ireland.

I had the immense pleasure of watching England lose to France.

I had a great afternoon out at Franklins Gardens, watching the Saints beat the Chiefs. (The Saints will now be getting half their squad back from Englands return home from the world-cup)

Had a great evening on the pop with family and friends and ended up nailing one of my sisters mates.

I've just got home, squaring my admin away, take-away on order, shower and bed on the cards.

I'm spent.



Has anyone else recently had a day like this? Where everything just seems to fall into place..........
 
#3
Had a great evening on the pop with family and friends and ended up nailing one of my sisters mates.

..........
What was HIS name
 
#5
Well, they do. Mine..........yesterday.

I had the pleasure of watching Wales beat Ireland.

I had the immense pleasure of watching England lose to France.

I had a great afternoon out at Franklins Gardens, watching the Saints beat the Chiefs. (The Saints will now be getting half their squad back from Englands return home from the world-cup)

Had a great evening on the pop with family and friends and ended up nailing one of my sisters mates.

I've just got home, squaring my admin away, take-away on order, shower and bed on the cards.

I'm spent.



Has anyone else recently had a day like this? Where everything just seems to fall into place..........
Carlsberg don't do smug cunts...


...But if they did - It would be you yer stinking cave dwelling tosser! Happy birthday you wanker and hope the postman loses your watch!

:)
 
#6
Has anyone else recently had a day like this? Where everything just seems to fall into place..........
Oh, yes. Every day.

Admittedly, the place is 'right down the shitter' but the principle's sound.
 
#12
That's fuck all mate! You should have seen the sights in Wakefield on the Arrse crawl! Fucking shocking! (and ever so slightly tempting, the dirty whoooooers)
Why does Sluggy get that way? It really is a crying shame.
 
#13
Well, they do. Mine..........yesterday.

I had the pleasure of watching Wales beat Ireland.

I had the immense pleasure of watching England lose to France.

I had a great afternoon out at Franklins Gardens, watching the Saints beat the Chiefs. (The Saints will now be getting half their squad back from Englands return home from the world-cup)

Had a great evening on the pop with family and friends and ended up nailing one of my sisters mates.

I've just got home, squaring my admin away, take-away on order, shower and bed on the cards.

I'm spent.



Has anyone else recently had a day like this? Where everything just seems to fall into place..........

Every other country of the United Kingdom loves to see England lose. You won't laugh if we took your subsidies away. England feeds the rest of the United Kingdom.

I take pride in others having a go at my country because it shows that whilst they are having a go at us we are still world leaders in a lot of industry but you just don't hear about it while they continue to hand the begging bowl over to pay their benefits.
 
#14
Yeh, Happy Birthday Smudge67er.

From an old git who has forgotten what a good time is.

But looking forward to France getting their arses kicked next week end. Bastard French.........
 
#17
It's a fucking game you sad cunt. Get a life, and a sense of humour.

People like seeing England lose, because of people like you.
Spot on - I salute you smudger!
 
#19
Well yes, we did lose.

But - looking on the bright side - at least we're not Welsh!
Very true :roll:

So....back on track. Anyone else have a perfect day?

Surely BB must have had one? Perhaps the day he found out 50+ couldn't deploy?

Tropper/Jim must have had one since he probably invented "perfection" and "day"
 

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