Can't find any maker details on the box a brand spankers pair I was issued last week came in. However, the boots are dated 2006, the qualioty control label inside is written in english and there is also a SHELF LIFE of 4 years plus 1 year wear on the outside of the box.
DPM Guy, send the faulty boots to the DC IPT via the QMs. If the shelf life has expired or its a bad batch we need to trace the problem. Tell the QMs to fill out a Defect Report and send it in, they will get an answer immediately.
If we don't get the boots we can't do anything about it.
Unfortunatly its classified to such a high level that only two people know the truth. Me and the bloke that signs the cheques! This is because if the truth were to get out, research has indicated a very high likely-hood of the blind, retard umpa loompas that make them will be nailed by their feet to a tree, hung upside down and left there to rot. I have to now as the nurse has arrived with my mashed bannanas.