Who made me fat??

[spike7451]

Starting on BBC1 at 2305hrs tonight (01/04/10),some jam tart finds who's to blame for Britain's fattys......


Er...Gregs?..

Sould be good for a giggle...

 

[tropper66]

S A Brain did it for me

 

[Lechies]

Kebabs, Guinness and Lard on a biblical scale.

 

[StickyToffeePudding]

Ginsters and large chips at 3 in the morning that could feed a small african nation!

Might just be me though...

 

[harareboy99]

At first i was outraged that becca wilcox (the presenter who id slip it too big time) seemed to be blaming maccyD's etc for fatties rather than the fatties themsleves, but the program is acutally quite amusing.

How can they have Burger King's in NHS Hospitals FFS?

 

[TheIronDuke]

becca wilcox (the presenter who id slip it too big time)

Nah, you wouldnt. Theres that sharp teeth thing going on, and she spits and has anal warts. Just like her Mum.

Funny how the kids of TV Celebs get jobs as TV Celebs, eh? Like Esther Rantzens daughter Becca.

I've tried for years to get blonds into films and all I got was slapped and a restraining order.

 

[harareboy99]

how do you know she has anal warts?

 

[TaffJ]

I am blaming the bratty and Herfy diet that I was on for 5 years in the 80s.

 

[Fang_Farrier]

Was told about it by Mrs Fang.

Reply to her was, nobody makes you eat fast food, it's a choice.

Choose a crap diet get fat.

PS I'm "heavily built" due to the fact I eat too much good nutritional food!

 

[warrior8234mkIIIA2]

I like to get the 5 a day thing done in one sitting, although if i cant find fruit to eat i substitute it for chips or salad on my super large kebab. It still counts!

 

[dropshortjock]

becca wilcox (the presenter who id slip it too big time)

Nah, you wouldnt. Theres that sharp teeth thing going on, and she spits and has anal warts. Just like her Mum.

Funny how the kids of TV Celebs get jobs as TV Celebs, eh? Like Esther Rantzens daughter Becca.

I've tried for years to get blonds into films and all I got was slapped and a restraining order.

Sh1t. I, too, was thinking nasty thoughts about a quiet evening in with her, until you burst my bubble. Now all I can think of is being threatened by shouty women with massive teeth and funny shaped vegetables. Why does she have to be related to Esther Rantzen? Life is so cruel.

 

[Cuddles]

how do you know she has anal warts?

To be honest, it's a fifty-fifty call really.

 

[Poacher]

how do you know she has anal warts?

To be honest, it's a fifty-fifty call really.

Only if she wore the gold jobsworth hat

 

[GrizzlyPanda]

At first i was outraged that becca wilcox (the presenter who id slip it too big time) seemed to be blaming maccyD's etc for fatties rather than the fatties themsleves, but the program is acutally quite amusing.

How can they have Burger King's in NHS Hospitals FFS?

I once went into Southampton hospital to get a looking at by some lovely nurses (of the fem variety of course), and got at least 50 people staring at me in a worried/confused manner as I fell on the floor into a fit of hysterics at the irony of seeing a Burger King etc slap bang infront of you at the front door and the que being packed.

 

[k13eod]

Who made me fat? I did.

But my excuse is that I am trying to get back to my fighting weight.

Don't you just love sumo?

 

[Kirkz]

I'm blaming Butch from that Bratty van at Birdwood Bks Bunde! Well that and all those mixed kebabs after 8 pints of Blandford Fly on a Sat night

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

My GP used to have a cartoon above his desk. Large lady on scales asking Doc 'Is it Water Retention?'. Doc replying 'No, Madam, it's Cake Retention'.

'Nuff said!

 

[Kirkz]

My GP used to have a cartoon above his desk. Large lady on scales asking Doc 'Is it Water Retention?'. Doc replying 'No, Madam, it's Cake Retention'.

'Nuff said!

A moment on your lips a lifetime on your hips! Nuff Said

 

[Bonzo_Dog]

I made me fat. When I retired, I maintained the same calorific intake (ie. I kept on stuffing my face) but cut out the daily exercise as I didn't need to beast myself anymore. My ankles and back have thanked me since. Problem was, I got fat. I actually put on about 2 stone. Over the past year or so, I just modified my diet to suit my now sedentry lifestyle. Slowly but surely, I lost the excess weight and I am now back to my old self.

 

[Norfolknchance]

I gave up the coffin nails a few years ago and as a substitute, had either (a) muff diving or (b) eating (same thing really). The "going down at the end of the day" is pleasant enough but the present Mrs Chance says the shrunken waistlines of my trousers is all down to the amount of crap I eat.

So back to Option A I think!