Who is worse?

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by MrPVRd, Dec 15, 2004.

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  1. The Wicked Witch - Cherie Booth

    73.7%
  2. Blind Man's Muff - Kimberley Whatever her name is today

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. A draw on points - both of them - a rematch is just too hideous!

    26.3%

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  1. Ladieees and Gentlemen. Welcome to the Lesbian Mudbath Foxyboxing Fight to the Death of 2004!

    In the red corner we have Cherie "Wicked Witch" Booth, married to the greatest liar the world has ever seen, known widely as the Queen of Bad Taste and as a woman who will swipe anything not nailed to the floor as a freebie!

    In the blue corner we have Kimberley "Blind Man's Muff" Quinn, known as the Quinn with the Qu!m and as David "Bonk-it" Blunkett's breeding machine. The woman who waited six months for a designer handbag and sent it back because it was the wrong colour!

    Ding ding! Seconds out. The fight for the title of WBA* uber-witch bitch of 2004 now commences!

    *Witches and Bitches Association
     
  2. Sorry I should have put it in the NAAFI or Int Cell but it just sort of wrote itself! :oops: