Who is the worlds scariest man?

Mr_Fingerz

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#1
I only ask, because today I watched Mandalay Coy RGR exercise their right to march through Brecon, and noticed that the Really Scary Man had Para Wings.










Oh, and, the Brigadier was late on Parade.
 
#2
Mandelson.

I don't know what effect he has on you, but the thought of the Dark Lord running the country scares the sh1t out of me! 8O
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#5
Manintheshadows said:
Actualluy on second thoughts... I think its me.
In that case, can I ask three (3) questions?

i) Do you throw yourself out of perfectly servicable aircraft whilst laden down with half a tonne of kit?

ii) Are you from Nepal?

iii) Are you The Badge?
 
#7
Sandy the Guvnor.

Next question?
 
#8
I used to be scared of the honey monster ad on tv, you know the one where the kid couldn't reach the suger puffs so transformed into the honey monster. So i'd say the honey monster is.

If thats not the right answer i'll state a big balls comeback of i'm scared of no man and very few woman!
 
#10
I think in your quest to find the world's scariest man you may have to travel farther afield, however Brecon is a good start.

I would go for this chap Evangelista "Cyborg" Santos, not the best in MMA but the scariest.
Looks like he's had his face set on fire and put out with a pair of running spikes.

I don't think he is Para Trained.

 
#12
SUNRAY_MINOR said:
Looks like he's had his face set on fire and put out with a pair of running spikes.
Nope.

Looks like chicken pox kicked his ass. :D
 
#13
BiscuitsAB said:
My Brother!
Having been appraised of his background, he can jump the queue in the Chippy etc with no complaints from me.

:D :clap: :salut:
 
#14
It's Dan, Dan the sanitary man.


Whatever you do, don't shake his hand!
 
#16
Sparky2339 said:
BiscuitsAB said:
My Brother!
Having been appraised of his background, he can jump the queue in the Chippy etc with no complaints from me.

:D :clap: :salut:
Working on the theory to never fight a man uglier than yourself as he has nothing to lose.
 
#17
SUNRAY_MINOR said:
Sparky2339 said:
BiscuitsAB said:
My Brother!
Having been appraised of his background, he can jump the queue in the Chippy etc with no complaints from me.

:D :clap: :salut:
Working on the theory to never fight a man uglier than yourself as he has nothing to lose.
I liked that :D

Many, many years ago my sister advised me to take up Boxing. I was admittedly, getting into punch ups and losing more than i should.

"Will it help me defend myself?" I asked.

"Hmmm... maybe. But if not, ye'll still benefit from it." she said.

"How's that like?"

"They might punch you beautiful"

True story, although she feels bad about saying it even now 30 odd years later.

Of course, having won "Best Looking Man in NATO" for umpteen years.....

It was sound advice :D
 
#18
Its gotta be that "Leroy" fella HARDMAN476 keeps going on about, apparently he's responsible for most the crime in the UK,carries numerous automatic weapons and is Johnny Concrete to the max...
 
#19
SUNRAY_MINOR said:
I think in your quest to find the world's scariest man you may have to travel farther afield, however Brecon is a good start.

I would go for this chap Evangelista "Cyborg" Santos, not the best in MMA but the scariest.
Looks like he's had his face set on fire and put out with a pair of running spikes.

I don't think he is Para Trained.

Didn't stop him getting slapped with a wet Beano though....
 

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