I have no credit cards
Swingers clubs are another money spinner, a lot of country pads are used for them
That's what you lot always say when the tax man comes around.I’m well behind on the wealth stakes.
You know those dreadful aristos who are always complaining that they don’t have enough money to fix the heating in their castle?
I’ve got a load of assets that I can never sell and a reasonably well paid job that just about covers the living costs of a family of four, with a fairly average middle class lifestyle.
I do a fairly good job presenting an illusion of wealth. I drive a Ferrari that actually cost less than a well specced Golf, our house is stunning but it’s falling apart, the speedboat on my drive was 1500 quid and doesn’t work properly, the wife’s Mercedes is leased on the cheapest possible deal we could find and her magnificent fake titties were freebies off the NHS.
We own half a hotel, pub and farm business that is mortgaged up to the hilt and has been hammered by the COVID.
I’m a long way off brand new Range Rover territory.
Lend us a tenner?
Actually, we haven't been "over this", SPODYspack! Fact is that I've been living rent-free in your head for over 15 years.Bugsy we have been over this, the only place you are likely to be living rent free is the doss hole that you sleep in.
But let's move this to the poo poo thread, I want to talk about you needing to tell lies just to get attention due to your fathers appalling abuse and the fact you still lie about him now, like not knowing what corps he served in. Just like you marrying a 6 year old, I have all the evidence ready.
Actually, we haven't been "over this", SPODYspack! Fact is that I've been living rent-free in your head for over 15 years.
Oh, SPODYspack! (meaning: "Sex Pest Of Da Year) I see very clearly) that you've not improved your IQ by even on point in the meantime. So let's move this to the poo-thread, just so we can talk about you using me to enhance you profile on ARRSE, eh? Let's talk about your Da sexually abusing you but how you prefer to pass on your obvious trauma and "pretend" is was nothing. But was it?
I see, in your present "emergency situation", you're not averse to lying, SPODYspack. You mention that I "don't know what corps he served in". Really? I've always mentioned that my Da was in the RASC. If you have any links to disprove that, please post them.
And me needing to tell lies to get attention? That's called "chutzpa". SPODYspack (short for "Sex Pest Of Da Year). You, SPODYspack (short for: "Sex Pest Of Da Year"). For years, you've used me to profile youself on ARRSE, SPOYPspack.
And what do you do with your £300,000 income?Which is known as living in SPODYspack's head 24/7. Although I must admit that you've done a lot for the place lately, SPODYspack1 Glad to see you accepted my suggestions with regard to furnishings.