I’m well behind on the wealth stakes.
You know those dreadful aristos who are always complaining that they don’t have enough money to fix the heating in their castle?
I’ve got a load of assets that I can never sell and a reasonably well paid job that just about covers the living costs of a family of four, with a fairly average middle class lifestyle.
I do a fairly good job presenting an illusion of wealth. I drive a Ferrari that actually cost less than a well specced Golf, our house is stunning but it’s falling apart, the speedboat on my drive was 1500 quid and doesn’t work properly, the wife’s Mercedes is leased on the cheapest possible deal we could find and her magnificent fake titties were freebies off the NHS.
We own half a hotel, pub and farm business that is mortgaged up to the hilt and has been hammered by the COVID.
I’m a long way off brand new Range Rover territory.
Lend us a tenner?
You'll be burning out the family castle next to avoid death duties.......