Bugsy, with his translation service that could earn up to 300k a year, his sideline in picture restoration and the royalties that he gets from his best selling books (Plus the cash he made earlier in life selling heroin), he is the Jeff Bezos of ARRSE.
If you are wondering why he lives in a shitty, rundown ground floor rented flat with all that cash its so he can be in solidarity with the proletarians.
My name is Major Gates and I and I am currently serving with the Special Forces in Iraq.
As you may know, Saddam Hussein had hidden caches of gold and other valuables around the country. I have recently discovered one of these caches, valued at nearly $30 million. As the Iraqi military is in turmoil, I need your help in smuggling this gold out of the country. I am willing to give you $3 million dollars for your efforts.
Please send your bank account details urgently to facilitate the removal of this gold from the country.
@jarrod248 hasn't spent more than 27p in any given year since money existed.
He did once barter for a freshly killed Mammoth and didn't check that it included the tusks, and he's been bitter about that ever since.
He could be worth a fortune, if you happen to be male, young, fit (and possibly a postman) he may take an interest in you.