WHO IS THE HARDEST CHARACTER IN STAR WARS?

#3
C3PO - to go into the tough space-port bars he does and mince around like that...DU nails he is mate!
 
#4
I think the Borg are nails. Especially when they assimilate the rest of the Swedish Tennis squad.
 
#6
Boba Fet? he a big girly man who gets eaten by a slug.

the Chewster is rock, he'll rip your arms out if their sockets and he doesn't need to wear clothes in any weather, maybe he's from Newcastle?
 
#8
Darth Vader is by far the hardest ever if you read any of the books the things he done in them they couldn't film in the earlier made films he is awesome and has specially built super fast robots for him to train against because their isn't a race that is fast enough!!
 
#10
I'm going to say Darth Vader. True he may have taken a minor beating off some Scot barsteward, but he got him in the end. Bloody scots, they ruined the chosen one.
 
#11
Darth Vader is a poof, I mean who did he actually beat ?

A bunch of Sand people armed with sticks , a group of jedi kids in training ? Christ he had to wait till Obi Wan had altsiemzers before he could beat him and even then Ben threw the fight, plays to win against his kid as well

TOTAL POOF

Han's my man BTW, shoot the barstwerds while their not watching, nice :D
 
#12
wellyhead said:
Darth Vader is a poof, I mean who did he actually beat ?

A bunch of Sand people armed with sticks , a group of jedi kids in training ? Christ he had to wait till Obi Wan had altsiemzers before he could beat him and even then Ben threw the fight, plays to win against his kid as well

TOTAL POOF

Han's my man BTW, shoot the barstwerds while their not watching, nice :D
These are interesting points. I personally think that Leia would kick feck out of any cnut she pleases without getting all scratchy and b*tchy
 

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#13
It has to be the Ewoks!! Cute & Cuddly. Mean with a spear and more home made weapons than the A-Team - and they actually do damage to the StormTroopers.
 
#14
wellyhead said:
Darth Vader is a poof, I mean who did he actually beat ?

A bunch of Sand people armed with sticks , a group of jedi kids in training ? Christ he had to wait till Obi Wan had altsiemzers before he could beat him and even then Ben threw the fight, plays to win against his kid as well

TOTAL POOF

Han's my man BTW, shoot the barstwerds while their not watching, nice :D
Without becoming an uber-nerd here, the best of Darth Vader's efforts were never seen. The 3 year clone wars period was where he stuck out, hence his 'hero' status in episode 3. Of course based on what you actually get to see, yes you do have a point.
 
#15
Come on!!! It clearly has to be yoda. When your that height, cant speak normally and can still kick arrse you know hes hard!
 
#17
Has to be Jabba the Hutt - the Don Corleone of Tattoine! Doesn't get his own hands dirty (much), just terrifies every other fcuker into doing nasty stuff for him.
 
#18
I'm putting my Star Wars Anorak (tm) on here.

Consider these points:

Star Wars (none of that "episode 4" bollox):
1. Greedo, shot first by Han - good decoy and result from Han the Man.
2. Chases down a load of Stormtroopers aboard the Death Star on his lonesome - Chewwy is a slow second behind him.
3. Han then finishes off the film with a cargo hold full of loot and still finds time to nobble Darth's fighter so Luke can get his marksmanship principles right.

Empire Strikes Back:
1. Rescues Luke from the blizzard on Hoth.
2. Rescues Leia from the Empire on Hoth.
3. Obviously having done his advanced drivers course he proceeds to throw the Falcon around an asteroid field. Good skills fella.
4. Once at the cloud city we have Darth Vader - purportedly the hardest guy in the universe - pah. Han the Man draws his gun and gets off a few round before Darth can do anything but mlaar his robotic hand in the way. Having a robotic hand is patently cheating so doesn't count. Technically.
5. As Han is about to be turned into a novelty ice-cube Leia says "I love you". Being the double-hard bast that he is he cannot go all soppy so replies with "I know". Top marks for the Han-ster.

Return of the Jedi:
1: Despite being blind from being an ice-pop his shooting skills in freeing Lando from the Sarlacc are top notch.
2. Top quips from the man as per previous films.
3. He looks cool in a camouflage poncho...
(okay bit tenous that one).

Gotta be Han Solo.
 
#19
... to be fair, (sorry for thinking with my ovaries here), but Han Solo is the most shaggable, dangerously sexy character EVER.

He's the man.

But... Leia could still kick is arrse.
 
#20
Everyone mentioned so far, is an utter mincer, especially that hairy ginger knob-jockey, Chewbacca.
Theres no contest really, its gotta be Count Dooku aka Christopher Lee.
No walty masks, armour or jet-packs, just six and a half foot of steely-eyed, ex SOE, nails.
Wookies? pah, he sh1ts 'em! :D
 

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