Who is or was your Favourite Poof?....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by tuffy52, May 27, 2012.

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  1. I know lots of Arrsers have a very low opinion of most poofs,but there must be at least one poof that you like/admire.Over the years there have been many witty/clever/funny or just philanthropical.

    So which Poof do you admire?,,

    For my part,,

    1,,,Oscar Wilde,,,Wit

    2,,,Quentin Crisp,,Oddity

    4,,,Frankie Howard,,,Funny

    Sorry if it's been done before,,but hey what the hell it's Sunday afternoon,,,,,
     
  2. Simon Cowell
     
  3. You!
     
  4. He said he thinks you are a cunt.
     
  5. I heard he calls you Labia Minor - a bit of a cunt ...
     
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  7. Julius Caesar.
     
  8. I admire the ones that have managed to maintain a high public profile yet have not actually been properly caught at it:

    Gordon Brown
    John Travolta
    Prince Edward
    Burt Weedon
    Rock Hudson
    Grant Mitchell ...er....
    That bloke off of Doctor Who...

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
  9. JINGO

    JINGO War Hero Book Reviewer

    T. E. Lawrence. Nails with the occasional spanking thrown in.
     
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  10. Not a lot of people know it, but Broon used to go out with Sheena McDonald. (The poor cow. Wouldn't wish that on anybody)
     
  11. You forgot William Hague.
     
  12. Ah,you have a sister........you know what is now required of you to fulfil your obligation.
     
  13. It's ok, heartface. It ain't an issue any more in this Man's Army or Navy. In the RAF, it's positively encouraged.