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  1. WHO IS ''''JACK SCHITT''''' ?????????????..

    For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack
    Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know
    Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond
    in an intellectual way.

    Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt,
    the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.
    Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

    In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply
    religious couple
    produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla
    Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

    Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married
    Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack
    and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and
    because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous
    name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

    Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they
    produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
    Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
    inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens
    brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper
    announced the Schitt-Happens
    nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd,
    and Horse.

    Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the
    world. He recently
    returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa

    Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you
    can correct them.
    Crock O. Schitt