Who has sex with prostitutes on Christmas Day?

[The Assassin]

According to the ladies of the night, three types


The first: as expected, people who choose not to celebrate Christmas for one reason or another. “They booked on the day and were just happy to find someone who was working, although a few of us were,” she says of her past Christmas Day clients.

The second: people who simply get stressed out by the occasion and use sex as a coping mechanism. “I got the impression they were looking to blow off steam

The final category: those who desperately want to celebrate the occasion, but have no one to spend it with. This constitutes a substantial slice of the population.

Sex Workers On the Three Types of Christmas Day Client

Lizzy, an escort from Southampton, says the men she sees during the festive period fall into three distinct categories.

www.vice.com

 

[Teeblerone]

Sex at Christmas tends to be off menu until fireworks at new year – study

Stress and overconsumption of food and alcohol leave people feeling less amorous, find researchers

www.theguardian.com

Might be the effects of copious alcohol and sprouts, also

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

How has sex with prostitutes on Christmas Day... what?​

 

[Bacongrills]

I wouldn't, we don't have enough chairs for random hookers on Christmas day.

 

[Ortholith]

How has sex with prostitutes on Christmas Day... what?​

I think he meant 'who'.

 

[The Assassin]

How has sex with prostitutes on Christmas Day... what?​

Thank you, this damn laptop has caused too many typos on this site

 

[49er]

I wouldn't, we don't have enough chairs for random hookers on Christmas day.

What,even if they are from your household?

 

[gaijin]

I thought this was going to be an Arrse poll

 

[MadKev]

"Lizzie, from Southampton". It's always Southampton. Why does Southampton have more toms per capita than that London?

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

I think he meant 'who'.

You think?

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

Thank you, this damn laptop has caused too many typos on this site

Spellchecker can go to he'll

 

[Ortholith]

You think?

I try not to.

 

[HLD DMR]

Do £10 hand wanks count?

 

[lokiuk]

"Lizzie, from Southampton". It's always Southampton. Why does Southampton have more toms per capita than that London?

Either they made up the quote, or they sent a reporter to Derby Road

 

[Electromagnetic]

I wouldn't, we don't have enough chairs for random hookers on Christmas day.

How many teams do you rugby obsessives get through? I thought it was more usual to enjoy a wee half rather than a fly half.

 

[Murphy_Slaw]

Total non story.

Everyone likes a bit of breast and stuffing at Christmas.

Ahh, my sleigh has arrived, I'll get my own coat.

 

[samain11]

"Lizzie, from Southampton". It's always Southampton. Why does Southampton have more toms per capita than that London?

Bournemouth has a surprising number also, I reckon those blue pills have had a positive effect on the blowjob industry in retirementland, nice to hear actually...coming up 63 and thinking about where to to retire to.

 

[bcsack]

I prefer the specials with the Daleks meself ! What's on ITV !!

 

[samain11]

Do £10 hand wanks count?

You must live oop north, how old was she?

 

[endure]

Sex at Christmas tends to be off menu until fireworks at new year – study

Stress and overconsumption of food and alcohol leave people feeling less amorous, find researchers

www.theguardian.com

Might be the effects of copious alcohol and sprouts, also

I suspect that copious alcohol and sprouts would make your gaff a prossie free zone.

Who wants to have their place of work tremble like Fukushima and smell like like a Lincolnshire field at the end of harvest?