Who failed to Clock in

#1
Seems a 60 year old Brit died of a heart attack while watching strippers in a Thai strip joint, which ARRSER didn't clock in this morning.

Linky Thingy
 
#2
Seems a 60 year old Brit died of a heart attack while watching strippers in a Thai strip joint, which ARRSER didn't clock in this morning.

Linky Thingy
I've done a quick Google and the "gentleman's club" probably would not be frequented by the ARRSE members who like far eastern "cuisine and scenery", for two reasons.


A: The performers are female.

B: They are all over the age of consent.
 
#6
"Onlookers said he was sitting next to the stage and was waving around a foam police baton toy before he fell face first onto the tiled floor. "


A "police baton". Yeah, right...
 
#9
Bastard owed me a tenner...which is probably true after some of teh sessions we had in the Redwing.
 
#11
eodmatt, most likely
 
#12
the nameless corpse could be my hero if it was known whether he had already progressed a little further along the locale/establishment's normal consumer* experience pathway and this was a breather before a return trip

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/dignitas-bacon.273202/

* those involving proper bar-girls, not ersatz ones
 
#19
Onlookers said he was sitting next to the stage and was waving around a foam police baton toy before he fell face first onto the tiled floor.
Bounce Bananna? :?

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