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Who does my arrse wipe look like? Vote now!

#1
:toilet: So I went for a poo. When I wiped the old back passage, I did my customary visual check of the results after the first swipe, and saw none other than Chewbacca staring back at me! :toilet:

I'm sure you Arrsers can come up with better resemblances. :toilet:

Let's hear 'em, or better still, make your own! :toilet::biggrin::biggrin:
 

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#5
Is this some sort of clandestine psychological testing, SD? Like the inkblots? Stop messing with my psyche ;-)
 
#6
Is this some sort of clandestine psychological testing, SD? Like the inkblots? Stop messing with my psyche ;-)
Sadly no, don't read too much into it Bond, I mean Lumpy. It's not a recruitment drive sponsored by MI5, it's just a shit stain, on some bog roll.

Your mission will start when the fox visits the chickens (subliminal message only YOU can read).
 
#9
Since it's Friday, and the wine is flowing, if any Arrser can come up with a better (self taken) picture of comedic bum scrapings, I will dust off the wallet and donate £10 to Help For Heroes, or the charity of their choice.

Any Photoshopped/fake bollocks will be disqualified.

My decision is final and undisputed but severe peer pressure and a lack of fakery may over ride me (if I see fit).
 
#11
Since it's Friday, and the wine is flowing, if any Arrser can come up with a better (self taken) picture of comedic bum scrapings, I will dust off the wallet and donate £10 to Help For Heroes, or the charity of their choice.

Any Photoshopped/fake bollocks will be disqualified.

My decision is final and undisputed but severe peer pressure and a lack of fakery may over ride me (if I see fit).
I have a job lot of movicol laxative left over.

Are performance enhancing drugs disallowed.
 

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