Who do you want as an Officer?

#1
I've had some right cnuts as Officers. Iain, Paul and Sarah... you know who you are. However, who would you like as an Officer? Reasons to be explained please.

1) Joanna Lumley - MILF and hard as feck
2) Trevor McDonald - a nice chap and gets rounds in
3) The Scarey One - my Missus doesn't half control me so why not? Fearless
4) George Best... when alive - Good for a few Mess jollies
5) Enoch Powell - he'd soon sort the (racist term deleted)

Keep 'em coming
 
#3
Negligent-Discharge said:
I've had some right cnuts as Officers. Iain, Paul and Sarah... you know who you are. However, who would you like as an Officer? Reasons to be explained please.

1) Joanna Lumley - MILF and hard as feck
2) Trevor McDonald - a nice chap and gets rounds in
3) The Scarey One - my Missus doesn't half control me so why not? Fearless
4) George Best... when alive - Good for a few Mess jollies
5) Enoch Powell - he'd soon sort the (racist term deleted)

Keep 'em coming
Oliver Cromwell - But this time "no Mr Nice Guy" !
 
#4
Hannibal Lector - The caring, sharing Families Officer who can chew your liver out if he doesn't like you.
Ronnie Biggs - Paymaster / UAO
 
#5
Christopher Hitchens

Maybe not great at running up and down hills but knows the only good jihadist is a dead one
 
#6
Any ex-ranker. Do all the crap jobs, and take the can when things go a tad pear-shaped.
 
#8
pombsen-armchair-warrior said:
Any ex-ranker. Do all the crap jobs, and take the can when things go a tad pear-shaped.
Aye,but you can't pull the wool on an ex ranker can you? I've seen many an officer manipulated by the junior ranks. Ex rankers know every f ucking trick in the book!
 
#9
Reni-77 for me.

He'll even shut your bitch up too. ;-)
 
#11
Someone who knows when to keep quiet.
Someone who knows when to get the beer in.
Someone who knows when to listen to their Sergeant.
Someone who can map read.
 
#12
Spanny said:
Christopher Hitchens

Maybe not great at running up and down hills but knows the only good jihadist is a dead one
I hear Biggins is much harder and at least there would be some gin left after breakfast.
 
#13
vvaannmmaann said:
Someone who knows when to keep quiet.
Someone who knows when to get the beer in.
Someone who knows when to listen to their Sergeant.
Someone who can map read.
now you're being ridiculous. :D
 
#15
vvaannmmaann said:
Someone who knows when to keep quiet.
Someone who knows when to get the beer in.
Someone who knows when to listen to their Sergeant.
Someone who can map read.
Fall in!!!!!!!!!!! my new biatch.
 
#17
CO - Col Allan Faulkner
2IC - Captain Rafer Janders
MTO - LT Shawn Flyn
QM - Lt Peter Coetze
RSM - RSM Sandy Young
MO - Medical Orderly Athur Whitty
Provost SGT - SGT Jock McTaggart
RQMS - SGT Tosh Donaldson
 
#18
devexwarrior said:
Enoch Powell has form-he was a very young Brigadier
Too inexperienced in rank. :wink:

CO - PTP (experience and judgement)
Bn 2IC - blue_sophist (a Crab I know, but the ability to get things done)
RSM - MDN (a man who knows the meaning of discipline)
Adj - Iolis (I can't think of anyone better suited to making the place work the way it should)
QM - Ronnie Biggs (although a comparative amateur, he deserves a shot at the big league)
OC - Me, obviously. (You other ranks need a taste of the lash. March him in Sarn't major! I feel liverish this morning!)
Coy 2IC - JodieGasson. (Look, I'm OC alright?)
CSM - Old_fat_and_hairy (there's a lot you can learn from him about 'man' management)
 
#20
VP Joe Biden. doesnt do a fucking thing, but he stays out of the way, and he sure is funny
ps bordtea, are you trying to give somebody a seizure with that banner?
 

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