My own ex-wife perhaps, but then again no, Ms Mills is worse.
Tony B Liar, Broooon, Browwwn and the stupid woman they hang out with whos name I dont even care to remember (health Minister or some such shoite, I dont care) Oh and Red Ken.
Osama Bin Laden
Dave Lee Travers
I have some rage issues which I am seeking no help for.
Everyone previously mentioned plus that aggravating modern day saint (in his own head at least) Bono.
Dont tell me about feckin poverty when you've got mansions all over the world and use your own jet to fly back and forth ... CUNT !
For some reason I find Red Ken quite endearing. He did a talk at the Unit when I was a sprog and got heckled to fcuk, so at least he's got some guts. Assuming that is that he knew he was doing an after dinner blurb in a bootneck Mess... That's another thing I like about him, he fcuks up more than me!
However, when I saw that toenail clipping Brooown had time to publish a book about heroes of the Armed Forces and how he is humbled by their sacrifice, I did want to get on the first plane home, kidnap him and introduce him to a few of the chaps he was referring to and possibly the opposition (orange jump-suit, arrse cut out...). He has all the duplicity skills of Mike Golden, but none of the charm.
The lot of them need tying to figure 11s and plonking in grenade pits. Actually, belay that, let them run, it's so hard to get moving targetry these days.